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Revision as of 21:05, September 23, 2010


Lou: Hey Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight.
Wiggum: We did that last night.
Lou: Yeah, but this time we got the right address.

Homer: Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. My little girl's a lead weight.
Serena Williams: You're dumping your own daughter?
Homer: Yeah, but only to crush my wife and son!
Serena Williams: That's horrible!
Venus Williams: Yeah, that's pretty low.
Homer: (to Venus) Hmm.. you seem less disgusted, let's go!

Smithers: Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir?
Mr. Burns: This? Oh that's just fluid collecting.

Marge: And it's gonna do wonders for our social life!
Homer: Yeah, it’s nice to entertain friends and have people over.
Ned: Hey, you got a tennis court?
Homer: Keep walking, Flanders.
Ned: Will do...
Homer: Faster!

Grandpa: (singing) What's new, Pussycat? (cracks his knee) Owww, ow ow ow ow. What's new, Pussycat? (cracks his back back) Ohhhhh, god noooo!

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