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| − | :''' | + | :'''Girl''': Are you sure you don't want to go to the doctor? I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head. |
| − | : | + | :Man: Naw, I'll just walk it off. |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Mom''': (seeing a boy at the hospital with a faucet sticking out of his forehead) See Bart? There's another little boy who played with glue. |
| − | :'''Boy's | + | :'''Boy's Mom''': Actually, it was a plumbing explosion. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Mom''': (to the boy) That's the kind of faucet I want for your bathroom. |
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| − | ( | + | (The boy is apologizing to the girl, but he doesn't know she's not in her room) |
:'''Bart''': Hey Lise, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk...I am...forgive me? Oh, like you're Miss Perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad! | :'''Bart''': Hey Lise, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk...I am...forgive me? Oh, like you're Miss Perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Mom''': Stop it Lisa! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Boy''': That shut her up. |
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| − | : | + | :Dad: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! |
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| − | : | + | :Dad: Give me all of your balloons!...I hope this works!...These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker! |
:'''Guy''': Well, I've already got some balloons, but they're not this nice! Deal! | :'''Guy''': Well, I've already got some balloons, but they're not this nice! Deal! | ||
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| − | : | + | :Dad: 'Scuse me, ma'am, have you seen this little girl? |
| − | : | + | :Lady: Ah, I'd love to help you pal, but I'm on a stakeout here! |
| − | ( | + | (The thief grabs the lady's purse) |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Thief''': Yoink! Ahaha! |
| − | : | + | :Lady: Ah god, ah man, somebody stop that awful, awful man! |
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Revision as of 16:54, August 3, 2010
- Girl: Are you sure you don't want to go to the doctor? I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head.
- Man: Naw, I'll just walk it off.
- Mom: (seeing a boy at the hospital with a faucet sticking out of his forehead) See Bart? There's another little boy who played with glue.
- Boy's Mom: Actually, it was a plumbing explosion.
- Mom: (to the boy) That's the kind of faucet I want for your bathroom.
(The boy is apologizing to the girl, but he doesn't know she's not in her room)
- Bart: Hey Lise, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk...I am...forgive me? Oh, like you're Miss Perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad!
- Mom: Stop it Lisa!
- Boy: That shut her up.
- Dad: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
- Dad: Give me all of your balloons!...I hope this works!...These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker!
- Guy: Well, I've already got some balloons, but they're not this nice! Deal!
- Dad: 'Scuse me, ma'am, have you seen this little girl?
- Lady: Ah, I'd love to help you pal, but I'm on a stakeout here!
(The thief grabs the lady's purse)
- Thief: Yoink! Ahaha!
- Lady: Ah god, ah man, somebody stop that awful, awful man!
