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| − | : | + | :[At Dad's barbecue, the girl has just stolen the pig, using the riding lawnmower to push the grill out of the yard and up a steep slope, while Dad and the boy chase after her. When the girl gets to the top of the slope, the grill starts rolling downhill, building up speed. Dad and the boy now chase after the grill, while it rolls into a street and through a hedge.] |
| − | : | + | :Dad: "It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!" |
| − | :''[ | + | :''[Dad and the boy keep running after the grill. The grill rolls into traffic (miraculously missing every car) and crashes into a bridge railing. The pig keeps going and ends up splashing into the river.]'' |
| − | : | + | :Dad: "It's just a little slimy. It's still good, it's still good!" |
| − | :''[The pig floats downstream to a dam where it gets caught in the spillway, blocking it. Water builds up behind the pig until the pressure pushes the pig the rest of the way through the spillway, blasting it into the sky. | + | :''[The pig floats downstream to a dam where it gets caught in the spillway, blocking it. Water builds up behind the pig until the pressure pushes the pig the rest of the way through the spillway, blasting it into the sky. Dad and the boy watch from on top of the dam.]'' |
| − | : | + | :Dad: "It's just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good!" |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Boy''': ''[crestfallen]'' "It's gone." |
| − | : | + | :Dad: ''[even more crestfallen]'' "I know." |
| − | :''[Meanwhile, | + | :''[Meanwhile, the old man and his assistant are in Burns' office, looking out the window.]'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Old Man''': "You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage ... when pigs fly!" |
| − | :''[ | + | :''[The man and his assistant laugh. Just then, Dad's pig soars by as they watch through the window, shocking them into silence.]'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Assistant''': "Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?" |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Old Man''': "No, I'd still prefer not." |
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| − | : | + | :Twin Girl: Look, it is Mrs. Potato Head! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Twin Girl 2''': She has a head of lettuce! |
| − | : | + | :Boy: And to think, I used to have a crush on that girl. |
| − | : | + | :Sour Girl: So tell us, is it true you love carrots and want to marry one? |
| − | : | + | :Girl{sarcastically}: Yes, I am going to marry a carrot. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Twin Girl 2''': Ah! She admitted it herself! |
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Revision as of 05:01, July 25, 2010
- [At Dad's barbecue, the girl has just stolen the pig, using the riding lawnmower to push the grill out of the yard and up a steep slope, while Dad and the boy chase after her. When the girl gets to the top of the slope, the grill starts rolling downhill, building up speed. Dad and the boy now chase after the grill, while it rolls into a street and through a hedge.]
- Dad: "It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!"
- [Dad and the boy keep running after the grill. The grill rolls into traffic (miraculously missing every car) and crashes into a bridge railing. The pig keeps going and ends up splashing into the river.]
- Dad: "It's just a little slimy. It's still good, it's still good!"
- [The pig floats downstream to a dam where it gets caught in the spillway, blocking it. Water builds up behind the pig until the pressure pushes the pig the rest of the way through the spillway, blasting it into the sky. Dad and the boy watch from on top of the dam.]
- Dad: "It's just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good!"
- Boy: [crestfallen] "It's gone."
- Dad: [even more crestfallen] "I know."
- [Meanwhile, the old man and his assistant are in Burns' office, looking out the window.]
- Old Man: "You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage ... when pigs fly!"
- [The man and his assistant laugh. Just then, Dad's pig soars by as they watch through the window, shocking them into silence.]
- Assistant: "Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?"
- Old Man: "No, I'd still prefer not."
- Twin Girl: Look, it is Mrs. Potato Head!
- Twin Girl 2: She has a head of lettuce!
- Boy: And to think, I used to have a crush on that girl.
- Sour Girl: So tell us, is it true you love carrots and want to marry one?
- Girl{sarcastically}: Yes, I am going to marry a carrot.
- Twin Girl 2: Ah! She admitted it herself!
