Difference between revisions of "The Mansion Family/Quotes"
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| − | + | :'''Kent Brockman''': Hi, I'm Kent Brockman | |
| + | (polite applause) | ||
| + | :'''[[Britney Spears]]''': And I'm teen sensation, Britney spears | ||
| + | (loud applause) | ||
| + | :'''Kent Brockman''': And I'm Kent Brockman | ||
| + | (no applause) | ||
| + | :'''Kent Brockman'''(gesturing to [[Britney Spears]]) : With [[Britney Spears]]! | ||
| + | (wild applause) | ||
| + | ---- | ||
:'''Doctor''': You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything. | :'''Doctor''': You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything. | ||
:'''Mr. Burns''': You mean I have pneumonia? | :'''Mr. Burns''': You mean I have pneumonia? | ||
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:'''Homer''': Are you friendly pirates? | :'''Homer''': Are you friendly pirates? | ||
| − | :'''Pirate Captain''': Uhh, not really, no. | + | :'''[[Pirate Captain]]''': Uhh, not really, no. |
---- | ---- | ||
:'''Pirate''': Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things! | :'''Pirate''': Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''': Ah, it's good to be home. | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Ah, it's good to be home. |
:'''Homer''': I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump. | :'''Homer''': I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump. | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. (spits on the floor) | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. (spits on the floor) |
| + | ''It turns out he can't as Marge says "Bart! Don't do that!"'' | ||
{{Season 11 Q}} | {{Season 11 Q}} | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Mansion Family/Quotes}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Mansion Family/Quotes}} | ||
Revision as of 02:54, April 22, 2012
{{TabQ |episode=The_Mansion_Family
- Kent Brockman: Hi, I'm Kent Brockman
(polite applause)
- Britney Spears: And I'm teen sensation, Britney spears
(loud applause)
- Kent Brockman: And I'm Kent Brockman
(no applause)
- Kent Brockman(gesturing to Britney Spears) : With Britney Spears!
(wild applause)
- Doctor: You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
- Doctor: Yes.
- Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
- Doctor: Yes.
- Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
- Doctor: Uh . . . a little bit, yes.
- Pirate Captain: Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA Hong Kong!
- Homer: Are you friendly pirates?
- Pirate Captain: Uhh, not really, no.
- Pirate: Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!
- Lisa: Ah, it's good to be home.
- Homer: I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.
- Bart: Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. (spits on the floor)
It turns out he can't as Marge says "Bart! Don't do that!"
