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:'''Emily Winthrop''': Oh I get it. Lick a stamp on it, thank you very much, next please! | :'''Emily Winthrop''': Oh I get it. Lick a stamp on it, thank you very much, next please! | ||
:'''Bart''': Yup! | :'''Bart''': Yup! | ||
− | :'''Emily Winthrop'''{sighing}: Heavens to Murgatroyd! Bart, perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe while the traditions I was weaned on are either neutered or put to sleep one by one. { | + | :'''Emily Winthrop'''{sighing}: Heavens to Murgatroyd! Bart, perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe while the traditions I was weaned on are either neutered or put to sleep one by one. |
− | :''Santa's Little Helper fails to respond to command'' | + | :''Bart stares at her blankly as if she implies resignation'' |
+ | :'''Emily Winthrop'''{stern tone}: But my time has not yet passed! The world does not need another college graduate who does not know how to '''sit!''' | ||
+ | :''Santa's Little Helper fails to respond to the command'' | ||
:'''Emily Winthrop''': Pull the chain. | :'''Emily Winthrop''': Pull the chain. | ||
:'''Bart''': What? | :'''Bart''': What? | ||
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:''An intimidated Bart pulls Santa's Little Helper's leash, who yelps then collapses on the floor'' | :''An intimidated Bart pulls Santa's Little Helper's leash, who yelps then collapses on the floor'' | ||
:'''Bart''': I am sorry, boy. It is not your fault you are so dumb. | :'''Bart''': I am sorry, boy. It is not your fault you are so dumb. | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] |
Revision as of 17:09, January 14, 2010
- Mrs. Winthrop's office. Bart enters with a leashed Santa's Little Helper
- Bart: Mrs. Winthrop, may I have a minute of your time?
- Mrs. Winthrop motions for Bart to have a seat
- Bart: Look, I was thinking, since you are paid whether Santa's Little Helper fails or passes, why not just pass my dog anyway?
- Emily Winthrop: Oh I get it. Lick a stamp on it, thank you very much, next please!
- Bart: Yup!
- Emily Winthrop{sighing}: Heavens to Murgatroyd! Bart, perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe while the traditions I was weaned on are either neutered or put to sleep one by one.
- Bart stares at her blankly as if she implies resignation
- Emily Winthrop{stern tone}: But my time has not yet passed! The world does not need another college graduate who does not know how to sit!
- Santa's Little Helper fails to respond to the command
- Emily Winthrop: Pull the chain.
- Bart: What?
- Emily Winthrop: Correct the dog.
- Bart: I do not want to strangle my dog.
- Emily Winthrop: PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY!
- An intimidated Bart pulls Santa's Little Helper's leash, who yelps then collapses on the floor
- Bart: I am sorry, boy. It is not your fault you are so dumb.