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Difference between revisions of "Homer the Vigilante/Quotes"

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:'''Chief Wiggum''': ''(at the bottom of a big hole)'' NO, no Dig UP Stupid!
 
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:'''Kent Brockman''': Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%.
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:'''Homer''': Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that.
  
 
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Revision as of 18:41, August 25, 2010


Homer: (approaching a man playing a sax) Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that saxophone?
Man: Sears.
Homer: Get him!

Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a big hole) NO, no Dig UP Stupid!

Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%.
Homer: Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that.

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