Difference between revisions of "Cape Feare/Quotes"
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:'''Official''': "No one who speaks German could be an evil man." | :'''Official''': "No one who speaks German could be an evil man." | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>'''Sideshow Bob: "'''Hello Bart!" |
| − | :'''Bart: '''Mom, Dad! | + | :'''Bart: "'''Mom, Dad!" |
| − | :'''Sideshow Bob: '''Your family can't help you now. | + | :'''Sideshow Bob: "'''Your family can't help you now." |
| − | + | ''(The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up)'' | |
| − | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': ''(seeing Homer asleep with some drool)'' "OH NO! Dad's been drugged!" | |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "OH NO! Dad's been drugged!" | ||
:'''[[Marge]]''': ''(annoyed)'' "No, he hasn't!" | :'''[[Marge]]''': ''(annoyed)'' "No, he hasn't!" | ||
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: '''Sideshow Bob''': "Guilty as charged." | : '''Sideshow Bob''': "Guilty as charged." | ||
: '''Bart Simpson''': "Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore." | : '''Bart Simpson''': "Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore." | ||
| − | : '''Sideshow Bob''': "Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell. and a 1 and a 2 and ''(singing) We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty..."'' | + | : '''Sideshow Bob''': "Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell. and a 1 and a 2 and ''(singing) We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty..."'' |
:(later) | :(later) | ||
:''"I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why..." '' | :''"I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why..." '' | ||
:(later) | :(later) | ||
:'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''..."What never?" '' | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''..."What never?" '' | ||
| − | :'''Bart:''' ''"No never."'' | + | :'''Bart:''' ''"No never."'' |
| − | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''"What never?"'' | + | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''"What never?"'' |
| − | :'''Bart:'''"Hardly ever! | + | :'''Bart:'''"Hardly ever! |
: '''Bart and Sideshow Bob''': ''"He's hardly ever sick at sea..."'' | : '''Bart and Sideshow Bob''': ''"He's hardly ever sick at sea..."'' | ||
: (later) | : (later) | ||
Revision as of 16:07, August 17, 2010
- Blue-Haired Lawyer: "But isn't it true that you have the words 'Die, Bart, Die' tattooed across your chest?"
- Bob: "Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'."
- Official: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
Sideshow Bob: "Hello Bart!"
- Bart: "Mom, Dad!"
- Sideshow Bob: "Your family can't help you now."
(The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up)
- Lisa: (seeing Homer asleep with some drool) "OH NO! Dad's been drugged!"
- Marge: (annoyed) "No, he hasn't!"
- Sideshow Bob: "Now, Bart, any last requests?"
- Bart Simpson: (sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time) "Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it."
- Sideshow Bob: "No, go on."
- Bart Simpson: "It's just that you have such a beautiful voice..."
- Sideshow Bob: "Guilty as charged."
- Bart Simpson: "Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore."
- Sideshow Bob: "Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell. and a 1 and a 2 and (singing) We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty..."
- (later)
- "I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why..."
- (later)
- Sideshow Bob: ..."What never?"
- Bart: "No never."
- Sideshow Bob: "What never?"
- Bart:"Hardly ever!
- Bart and Sideshow Bob: "He's hardly ever sick at sea..."
- (later)
- Sideshow Bob: "... For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!" (spoken) And now (draws his sword) the final curtain..."(walks towards Bart. The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying. Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their bathrobes)
- Chief Wiggum: (cocks his gun) "Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under arrest."
- Sideshow Bob: "By Lucifer's beard!"
- Chief Wiggum: "Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel."
