Difference between revisions of "Homer the Heretic/Quotes"
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:'''Apu''': "Please do not offer my god a peanut." | :'''Apu''': "Please do not offer my god a peanut." | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/>:''Homer wakes up to find | + | <hr width=50%/> |
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :''Doorbell to Simpson residence rings. Homer answers the door to see it is Krusty going door-to-door appealing for donations.'' |
| − | : | + | :'''Krusty''': Hello, I am with the American Federation of Jewish Clowns. We work to provide relief to victims of clown-related accidents. Just last year a gale wind caused the roof of a banquet hall to collapse. 54 clowns perished. The rescue workers had trouble finding everyone will all the nose squakers making noise. Oh, the humanity! |
| + | :'''Homer''': Hey! Is this a religious thing? | ||
| + | :'''Krusty''': A religious clown thing, sir. | ||
| + | :''Homer slams door in Krusty's face.'' | ||
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| + | <hr width=50%/> | ||
| + | :''Homer wakes up to find the Simpson residence is aflame and he is trapped inside.'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Ahh! What do I do? What do I do? ''Homer coughs'' Oh, the song. The song! | ||
| + | :'''Homer'''{singing}: ''When the fire starts to burn,'' | ||
:''There's a lesson you must learn.'' | :''There's a lesson you must learn.'' | ||
:''Something something, then you'll see:'' | :''Something something, then you'll see:'' | ||
:''You'll avoid catastrophe!'' | :''You'll avoid catastrophe!'' | ||
| − | : | + | :''Homer realizes he forgot the lyrics'' |
| + | :'''Homer'''{talking}: D'oh! | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''': | + | <hr width=50%/> |
| − | :'''Ned''': | + | :'''Homer''': Flanders, you saved me! Why? |
| − | :''Homer imagines Ned | + | :'''Ned''': Heck! You would have done the same for me. |
| + | :''Homer imagines the Flanders residence aflame. Ned is yelling out the window while Homer is lounging in the hammock'' | ||
| + | :'''Ned''': Help! Help! | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': He he he he ha he. | ||
| + | :''Homer returns to reality.'' | ||
:'''Homer''': "That's right, old friend." | :'''Homer''': "That's right, old friend." | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''': "What's the meaning of life?" | + | <hr width=50%/> |
| + | :'''Homer''': "What's the meaning of life?" | ||
:'''God''': "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die." | :'''God''': "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die." | ||
:'''Homer''': "I can't wait that long!" | :'''Homer''': "I can't wait that long!" | ||
Revision as of 13:34, July 26, 2010
- Homer: "Hey Apu, why are you not in church?"
- Apu: "Oh, but I am in church! I have built a small shrine to Ganesh, the Hindu god of wisdom in the employee's lounge."
- Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine
- Homer: "Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?"
- Apu: "Please do not offer my god a peanut."
- Doorbell to Simpson residence rings. Homer answers the door to see it is Krusty going door-to-door appealing for donations.
- Krusty: Hello, I am with the American Federation of Jewish Clowns. We work to provide relief to victims of clown-related accidents. Just last year a gale wind caused the roof of a banquet hall to collapse. 54 clowns perished. The rescue workers had trouble finding everyone will all the nose squakers making noise. Oh, the humanity!
- Homer: Hey! Is this a religious thing?
- Krusty: A religious clown thing, sir.
- Homer slams door in Krusty's face.
- Homer wakes up to find the Simpson residence is aflame and he is trapped inside.
- Homer: Ahh! What do I do? What do I do? Homer coughs Oh, the song. The song!
- Homer{singing}: When the fire starts to burn,
- There's a lesson you must learn.
- Something something, then you'll see:
- You'll avoid catastrophe!
- Homer realizes he forgot the lyrics
- Homer{talking}: D'oh!
- Homer: Flanders, you saved me! Why?
- Ned: Heck! You would have done the same for me.
- Homer imagines the Flanders residence aflame. Ned is yelling out the window while Homer is lounging in the hammock
- Ned: Help! Help!
- Homer: He he he he ha he.
- Homer returns to reality.
- Homer: "That's right, old friend."
- Homer: "What's the meaning of life?"
- God: "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die."
- Homer: "I can't wait that long!"
- God: "You can't wait six months?"
