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| − | :'''Homer''': Hey Apu, why are you not in church? | + | :'''Homer''': "Hey Apu, why are you not in church?" |
| − | :'''Apu''': Oh, but I am in church! I have built a small shrine to Ganesh, the Hindu god of wisdom in the employee's lounge. | + | :'''Apu''': "Oh, but I am in church! I have built a small shrine to Ganesh, the Hindu god of wisdom in the employee's lounge." |
:''Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine'' | :''Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Hey Ganesh, want a peanut? | + | :'''Homer''': "Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?" |
| − | :'''Apu''': Please do not offer peanuts to my god. | + | :'''Apu''': "Please do not offer peanuts to my god." |
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:''Homer wakes up to find himself in a burning building'' | :''Homer wakes up to find himself in a burning building'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Ahh! What do I do? | + | :'''Homer''': "Ahh! What do I do? What do I do?" [cough cough] "Oh, the song. The song!" |
:[sings] ''When the fire starts to burn,'' | :[sings] ''When the fire starts to burn,'' | ||
:''There's a lesson you must learn.'' | :''There's a lesson you must learn.'' | ||
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| − | + | :'''Homer''':" Flanders, you saved me! Why?" | |
| − | :'''Homer''': Flanders, you saved me! | + | :'''Ned''': "Heck! You'd'a done the same for me." |
| − | :'''Ned''': Heck! | ||
:''Homer imagines Ned trapped and screaming for help, while he lounges in his hammock, laughing'' | :''Homer imagines Ned trapped and screaming for help, while he lounges in his hammock, laughing'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': That's right, old friend. | + | :'''Homer''': "That's right, old friend." |
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| − | + | :'''Homer''': "What's the meaning of life?" | |
| − | :'''Homer''': What's the meaning of life? | + | :'''God''': "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die." |
| − | :'''God''': Homer, I can't tell you that. | + | :'''Homer''': "I can't wait that long!" |
| − | :'''Homer''': I can't wait that long! | + | :'''God''': "You can't wait six months?" |
| − | :'''God''': You can't wait six months? | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 08:19, June 20, 2010
- Homer: "Hey Apu, why are you not in church?"
- Apu: "Oh, but I am in church! I have built a small shrine to Ganesh, the Hindu god of wisdom in the employee's lounge."
- Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine
- Homer: "Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?"
- Apu: "Please do not offer peanuts to my god."
- Homer wakes up to find himself in a burning building
- Homer: "Ahh! What do I do? What do I do?" [cough cough] "Oh, the song. The song!"
- [sings] When the fire starts to burn,
- There's a lesson you must learn.
- Something something, then you'll see:
- You'll avoid catastrophe!
- [realizes] D'oh!
- Homer:" Flanders, you saved me! Why?"
- Ned: "Heck! You'd'a done the same for me."
- Homer imagines Ned trapped and screaming for help, while he lounges in his hammock, laughing
- Homer: "That's right, old friend."
- Homer: "What's the meaning of life?"
- God: "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die."
- Homer: "I can't wait that long!"
- God: "You can't wait six months?"
