Difference between revisions of "Homer's Barbershop Quartet/Quotes"
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:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': "Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!" | :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': "Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!" | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''George Harrison''': ''(responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert)'' "It's been done." |
| − | :'''George Harrison''': ''(responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert)'' "It's been done." | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:''(Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.)'' |
| − | :''(Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.)'' | ||
:'''Record''': "Stuck a feather in his cap and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!" | :'''Record''': "Stuck a feather in his cap and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!" | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Apu''': "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon." |
| − | :'''Apu''': "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon." | ||
:'''Nigel''': "Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche." | :'''Nigel''': "Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche." | ||
:'''Apu''': "That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay." | :'''Apu''': "That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay." | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:''(Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)'' |
| − | :''(Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)'' | ||
:'''Homer''': "I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400..."(''winks'') "Tons." | :'''Homer''': "I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400..."(''winks'') "Tons." | ||
:'''Man in Crowd''':" This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! "(''Jumps into River'') | :'''Man in Crowd''':" This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! "(''Jumps into River'') | ||
:'''Homer''': "I meant the statue." | :'''Homer''': "I meant the statue." | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:''(Chief Wiggum shoots the TV)'' |
| − | :''(Chief Wiggum shoots the TV)'' | ||
:'''Sarah Wiggum:''' "Clancy, use the remote." | :'''Sarah Wiggum:''' "Clancy, use the remote." | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Abe''': "That's my son up there!" |
| − | :'''Abe''': "That's my son up there!" | ||
:'''Jasper''': "What, the balding fatass?" | :'''Jasper''': "What, the balding fatass?" | ||
:'''Abe''': "Uh, no, the [[wikipedia:Hindu|Hindu]] guy." | :'''Abe''': "Uh, no, the [[wikipedia:Hindu|Hindu]] guy." | ||
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:''(The crowd and the B-Sharps all laugh loudly)'' | :''(The crowd and the B-Sharps all laugh loudly)'' | ||
:'''Barney''': "Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it." | :'''Barney''': "Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it." | ||
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| + | '''Bart: '''(after looking at record case) You wrote a song, dad? | ||
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| + | '''Homer: '''I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only eight years ago. | ||
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| + | '''Bart:''' Dad, I can't even remember what happened eight minutes ago. | ||
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| + | '''Everyone but Bart''':'''''' (laughs) | ||
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| + | '''Bart''': No, I can't. It's a serious problem! | ||
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| + | '''Homer:''' (laughs) Who cares? | ||
{{Season 5 Q}} | {{Season 5 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 20:31, March 23, 2010
- Mayor Quimby: "Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!"
:George Harrison: (responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert) "It's been done."
:(Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.)
- Record: "Stuck a feather in his cap and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!"
:Apu: "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon."
- Nigel: "Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche."
- Apu: "That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay."
:(Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)
- Homer: "I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400..."(winks) "Tons."
- Man in Crowd:" This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! "(Jumps into River)
- Homer: "I meant the statue."
:(Chief Wiggum shoots the TV)
- Sarah Wiggum: "Clancy, use the remote."
:Abe: "That's my son up there!"
- Jasper: "What, the balding fatass?"
- Abe: "Uh, no, the Hindu guy."
- Homer: (after singing Baby On Board for the final time) "I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the auditions." (this is what John Lennon said after the Beatles' rooftop performance)
- (The crowd and the B-Sharps all laugh loudly)
- Barney: "Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it."
Bart: (after looking at record case) You wrote a song, dad?
Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only eight years ago.
Bart: Dad, I can't even remember what happened eight minutes ago.
'Everyone but Bart:' (laughs)
Bart: No, I can't. It's a serious problem!
Homer: (laughs) Who cares?
