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*''' October 6th''': What do you get when you mix part extinct and part past his prime? This... you get this... Now if only his creators could build a home to put him in.
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*''' November 17th''': They made it to the New Frontier alive and well. Sorry, we meant well technically alive. But soon they'll be rich in all-natural donuts, spending their days panning for sprinkles, drinking water melted from glazed glaciers, and living it up in the Promised Land. All they have to do is make it through one more of Connie's lectures… or they could just eat her and turn this donut party into a Donner Party. And with that joke, I'll be heading east myself.
::Behold! The combination of hadrosaur DNA and Jacqueline Bouvier! Sure, we could've cured cancer but what's the fun in that?
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:::::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Northward Bound}} update page!
:::Get bent, Wilbur - there's a new spider in town. And this arachnid barely got a passing grade in spelling.
 
::::Sideshow Mel is shifting gears and turning his crushed dreams of stardom into crushed cars!
 
:::::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXII}} update page!
 

Revision as of 18:57, November 16, 2021

  • November 17th: They made it to the New Frontier alive and well. Sorry, we meant well technically alive. But soon they'll be rich in all-natural donuts, spending their days panning for sprinkles, drinking water melted from glazed glaciers, and living it up in the Promised Land. All they have to do is make it through one more of Connie's lectures… or they could just eat her and turn this donut party into a Donner Party. And with that joke, I'll be heading east myself.
Find all about the event in the Northward Bound update page!