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*'''September 27th''': The Simpsons Season 33 premieres on Sunday, September 26 at 8/7c on FOX. Check back here at 12/11c after the episode for a special prize!
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*''' October 6th''': What do you get when you mix part extinct and part past his prime? This... you get this... Now if only his creators could build a home to put him in.
::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Season 33 Prize Track}} update page!
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::Behold! The combination of hadrosaur DNA and Jacqueline Bouvier! Sure, we could've cured cancer but what's the fun in that?
*'''September 15th''': Who knew the solution to our problems was MORE Homers? But it looks like they saved the day once again. Or they just took credit for something Lisa probably did. Here’s the real question, why is this town always on the brink of destruction? That’s got to be affecting their property values. What’s next for Springfield? Probably not a boring zoning meeting. That’s for sure.
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:::Get bent, Wilbur - there's a new spider in town. And this arachnid barely got a passing grade in spelling.
::You're guilty! Guilty of boring your honor. Now get out of her courtroom, she's got soaps to watch.
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::::Sideshow Mel is shifting gears and turning his crushed dreams of stardom into crushed cars!
:::Ah, the Bail Bond industry - proving that justice might be blind, but she isn't cheap.
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:::::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Threehouse of Horror XXXII}} update page!
::::Punish your kids without leaving your room! Order the R.O.C.C. today and lock them up at YOUR convenience.
 
:::::Time to bail on your plans and bond over bonds. The bounty hunter community is ready to embrace you with open arms and handcuffed wrists.
 
::::::What's black and white and headed straight for those jagged rocks? Why, a police boat of course!
 
:::::::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Breakout Bounty}} event page!
 
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Revision as of 18:36, October 21, 2021

  • October 6th: What do you get when you mix part extinct and part past his prime? This... you get this... Now if only his creators could build a home to put him in.
Behold! The combination of hadrosaur DNA and Jacqueline Bouvier! Sure, we could've cured cancer but what's the fun in that?
Get bent, Wilbur - there's a new spider in town. And this arachnid barely got a passing grade in spelling.
Sideshow Mel is shifting gears and turning his crushed dreams of stardom into crushed cars!
Find all about the event in the Threehouse of Horror XXXII update page!