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*'''July 14th''': Siddmartha did her best but Springfield’s version of nirvana is just too dollars for donuts, and she can't keep up the en-fight-enment. While the townspeople might be doomed for all eternity, at least their third eye can officially glaze back over. Time to ditch these yoga mats and bring back chairs. What’s next for Springfield? Ironically, if they kept up with their Zen practice, they wouldn’t care.
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*'''August 4th''': In an effort to improve the power plant’s profits, Mr. Burns decides to turn on his Alternate Universe Computer to start bringing in cheap, undocumented labor. Things are going great until the newly hired help flees the terrible working conditions, and Mr. Burns has no choice but to bring in a detective from the same portal to bring them back. The Alternate Universe Computer soon destabilizes, though, and starts opening up portals to the Simpsons multi-verse, not only bringing in Homers of every shape and size, but also Evil Godmother Burns who’s got her sights set on total multi-verse domination! It’s now up to the merry band of multi-verse Homers to team up and put a stop to the godmother.
::Tipsy McStagger's – where the BACs are high, the lights are low, and the stools are medium height.
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::::::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Into the Simpsonsverse}} event page!
:::Colette's dreams have all come true! Wait, being a waitress in Pacoima ISN'T her dream? Well then never mind, none of her dreams have come true.
 
::::Robin Hood Homer, the tights say they're one size fits all but he's really stretching their limits.
 
:::::Stop on in to the Ramen Coma for a bowl of noodles so large you can bathe in it. We just don't recommend it. The salt is terrible for your skin.
 
::::::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Tavern Trouble}} event page!
 
 
<noinclude>[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude>
 
<noinclude>[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude>

Revision as of 14:34, August 2, 2021

  • August 4th: In an effort to improve the power plant’s profits, Mr. Burns decides to turn on his Alternate Universe Computer to start bringing in cheap, undocumented labor. Things are going great until the newly hired help flees the terrible working conditions, and Mr. Burns has no choice but to bring in a detective from the same portal to bring them back. The Alternate Universe Computer soon destabilizes, though, and starts opening up portals to the Simpsons multi-verse, not only bringing in Homers of every shape and size, but also Evil Godmother Burns who’s got her sights set on total multi-verse domination! It’s now up to the merry band of multi-verse Homers to team up and put a stop to the godmother.
Find all about the update in the Into the Simpsonsverse event page!