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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} And I bet they'll name the new lake after you.
 
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{{qf|Homer}} You think so? That would be great!!
 
{{qf|Homer}} You think so? That would be great!!
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Latest revision as of 07:08, May 15, 2021



Homer: Where are we? I hope this big surprise is food.
Marge: For the last time, it's not food! We are before we left the house.
Homer: And twice during the drive!

Homer: Marge, is food all you ever think about?

Lisa: Dad, don't be too pleased with yourself. It was sheer dumb luck that things ended well. You'd be wise not to succumb to hubris!
Homer: Stop worrying, honey. If life has taught me anything, it's never eat the hubris at a party.

Lisa: This is insane! You're celebrating a man for doing something stupid just because it happened to work out well for you!
Gary: Finally, someone who speaks sense!
Lisa: Quiet, crazy Gary! I don't need your help.

Marge: I'm sorry our little surprise turned into such a big disaster. At least we got to have some quality family time.
Bart: And I bet they'll name the new lake after you.
Homer: You think so? That would be great!!