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{{qf|Sherri/Terri}} Here's your math homework, Bart!
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} !
 
{{qf|Lisa}} !
{{qf|Sherri/Terri}} And i wrote history paper for you!
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{{qf|Janey}} Don't forget your science project!
 
{{qf|Janey}} Don't forget your science project!
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Latest revision as of 07:42, May 15, 2021



Lisa: ...it's that of year again, girls—The Little Chickadee cookie sale! The Chickadee who sells the most cookies will win a trip to see "The Malibu Stacy Song and Dance Spectacular" at Krustyworld Amusement park! So let's sell some cookies!
Homer: Ggllaagghghh!
Marge: Hmmmm...
Sherri/Terri: Bart Simpson!
Sherri/Terri: You scared us!
Bart: I see you Chickadees are having your annual cookie sale. What would you say if I told you I can guarantee you'll win that grand prize you covet so dearly?
Sherri/Terri: How can you help us win, Bart?
Sherri/Terri: And why would you want to?
Bart: Let's just say I'll make you an offer you can't refuse!
Janey: ...and why would I listen to anything you have to say, Bart?
Bart: Because I can show you how to win the cookie sale contest. Buuuut, if you'd rather let someone else win...
Janey: No! I'll do anything to see that Malibu Stacy Show!
Bart: Let's talk turke.
Lisa: But why can't you buy andy of my cookies, dad? I was counting on you!
Homer: I'm Tapped Out, Lisa! I bought every last box of cookies from your Little Chcickadee friends!
Bart: Tough luck the, Lis. I guess you should have worked a little harder.
Sherri/Terri: Here's your math homework, Bart!
Lisa: !
Sherri/Terri: And I wrote history paper for you!
Janey: Don't forget your science project!