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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} What's up with the fish, Professor Frinkenstein? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Behold, Simpsons children! I am on a mission to prove my hypothesis that this three-eyed aquatic vertebrate holds the secret to evolution! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} That's so Darwinian! How will you do it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} I'll kick-start the fish's development with a nutrient-heavy solution of my own creation! It's Frinkian Miracle-Gro that augments the protein synthesis and the biognesis and the ribosomes and the dn[AY] | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Success! My research has legs! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But Professor, don't you think this is dangerous? You're altering the building blocks of life! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} All in the name of science! The possibilites for advances are limitless! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Good glavin! In order to contain this monstrous horde we'll need the help of the strongest, wisest men in Springfield! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Where are we supposed to find any of those? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} To Craig's list! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} All right! We need a plan to stop these creatures before they destroy everything in Springfield! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Well, theoretically, we could introduce something into the fish's food supply that wil gradually slow the horde... or perhaps a natural predator will enter into the ecosystem. Granted, either of these options would take months, as natural selection is typically a slow process. We are as Dr. Oppenheimer famously put it, "Totally hosed." | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} Perfesser, at home I've gots me 30 young'uns. Possibly more... 30 is as high as I ever learned to count. Point being, if there's one thing I knows, it's how to corral a wild mob of hungry critters. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Cletus}} Come on, fishy-fishies! Come get you some empty calories! | |
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Latest revision as of 09:18, May 15, 2021
- Bart: What's up with the fish, Professor Frinkenstein?
- Professor Frink: Behold, Simpsons children! I am on a mission to prove my hypothesis that this three-eyed aquatic vertebrate holds the secret to evolution!
- Lisa: That's so Darwinian! How will you do it?
- Professor Frink: I'll kick-start the fish's development with a nutrient-heavy solution of my own creation! It's Frinkian Miracle-Gro that augments the protein synthesis and the biognesis and the ribosomes and the dn[AY]
- Professor Frink: Success! My research has legs!
- Lisa: But Professor, don't you think this is dangerous? You're altering the building blocks of life!
- Professor Frink: All in the name of science! The possibilites for advances are limitless!
- Professor Frink: Good glavin! In order to contain this monstrous horde we'll need the help of the strongest, wisest men in Springfield!
- Lisa: Where are we supposed to find any of those?
- Professor Frink: To Craig's list!
- Lisa: All right! We need a plan to stop these creatures before they destroy everything in Springfield!
- Professor Frink: Well, theoretically, we could introduce something into the fish's food supply that wil gradually slow the horde... or perhaps a natural predator will enter into the ecosystem. Granted, either of these options would take months, as natural selection is typically a slow process. We are as Dr. Oppenheimer famously put it, "Totally hosed."
- Cletus Spuckler: Perfesser, at home I've gots me 30 young'uns. Possibly more... 30 is as high as I ever learned to count. Point being, if there's one thing I knows, it's how to corral a wild mob of hungry critters.
- Cletus: Come on, fishy-fishies! Come get you some empty calories!
