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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} You wanated to see me, Mr. Burns? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Yes, now close the door! I'm not paying to heat the entire power plant! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Well... technically you are, sir. But the funds go directly back to you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} God bless America! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Hi, everybody! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]], [[Bart]], and [[Lisa]]}} Hi, Dr. Nick! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Aren't you just a people doctor? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Nick}} I can fake more than one medical degree! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Good work today, kid! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Thanks. Now ehere's the zipper on this costume? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} The zipper made it take too long to get on and off, so we super-glued you into it. Just keep wearing it until Mr. Teeny is better! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But I have to go to school! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} I'm sure the kids will understaaand! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} So how realstic do you want this Mars rocket to be? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Better than Elon Musk's. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oooh! A challenge! Okay, we're going to need solar-panel as a long-term fuel source! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Did you care at all about what we doing? The science? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Lisa, don't tell Bart this, but one of the reasons I like spending time with you is I always end up feeling smarter afterwards. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} How do you feel after you spend time with Bart? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Lucky to be alive. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:08, May 15, 2021
- Homer: You wanated to see me, Mr. Burns?
- Mr. Burns: Yes, now close the door! I'm not paying to heat the entire power plant!
- Waylon Smithers: Well... technically you are, sir. But the funds go directly back to you.
- Mr. Burns: God bless America!
- Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody!
- Krusty the Clown, Bart, and Lisa: Hi, Dr. Nick!
- Lisa: Aren't you just a people doctor?
- Dr. Nick: I can fake more than one medical degree!
- Krusty: Good work today, kid!
- Bart: Thanks. Now ehere's the zipper on this costume?
- Krusty: The zipper made it take too long to get on and off, so we super-glued you into it. Just keep wearing it until Mr. Teeny is better!
- Bart: But I have to go to school!
- Krusty: I'm sure the kids will understaaand!
- Lisa: So how realstic do you want this Mars rocket to be?
- Homer: Better than Elon Musk's.
- Lisa: Oooh! A challenge! Okay, we're going to need solar-panel as a long-term fuel source!
- Lisa: Did you care at all about what we doing? The science?
- Homer: Lisa, don't tell Bart this, but one of the reasons I like spending time with you is I always end up feeling smarter afterwards.
- Lisa: How do you feel after you spend time with Bart?
- Homer: Lucky to be alive.
