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Difference between revisions of "Bart Simpson Saves the Universe/Quotes"

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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' [SIGH.] Bart, your tomfoolery has risked the reputation of this school more times than I can count. I've never said this to a student before, but... ...you're the worst student this school has ever had!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' [GASP!] Did you just say I was the best prankster?
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{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} [SIGH.] Bart, your tomfoolery has risked the reputation of this school more times than I can count. I've never said this to a student before, but... ...you're the worst student this school has ever had!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No! The worst student!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} [GASP!] Did you just say I was the best prankster?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Oh, that's cool, too.
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{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} No! The worst student!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No, young man, it is most certainly not cool.
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{{qf|Bart}} Oh, that's cool, too.
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{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} No, young man, it is most certainly not cool.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aliens? Space stuff? Are you guy nerds? Is this Comic-Con?
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{{qf|Bart}} Aliens? Space stuff? Are you guy nerds? Is this Comic-Con?
:'''[[Kang]]:''' No, human! I am Kang, and this is Kodos! You are aboard our intergalactic space vehicle!
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{{qf|[[Kang]]}} No, human! I am Kang, and this is Kodos! You are aboard our intergalactic space vehicle!
:'''[[Kodos]]:''' And if this was Comic-Con, he would be dressed as deadpool and I as Harley Quinn!
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{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} And if this was Comic-Con, he would be dressed as deadpool and I as Harley Quinn!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Why'd you guys pick me when Earth has McBain and so many other aging Hollywood action stars?
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{{qf|Bart}} Why'd you guys pick me when Earth has McBain and so many other aging Hollywood action stars?
:'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]:''' Because we observed you logging an inordinate amount of time on the human combat simulator device!
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{{qf|Kang/Kodos}} Because we observed you logging an inordinate amount of time on the human combat simulator device!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' That what?
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{{qf|Bart}} That what?
:'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]:''' You call them video games! Now it is time for you combat training in the robot-combat simulator!
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{{qf|Kang/Kodos}} You call them video games! Now it is time for you combat training in the robot-combat simulator!
 
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:'''[[Kang]]:''' Kodos, what have we've done?! The human child cannot possibly save us! Plus, he's eaten three pb&j sandwiches! I mean, what a pig!
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{{qf|Kang}} Kodos, what have we've done?! The human child cannot possibly save us! Plus, he's eaten three pb&j sandwiches! I mean, what a pig!
:'''[[Kodos]]:''' Perhaps if we offer him as a sacrifice to the hybrids, it will buy our doomed race some time!
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{{qf|Kodos}} Perhaps if we offer him as a sacrifice to the hybrids, it will buy our doomed race some time!
:'''[[Kang]]:''' Agreed!
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{{qf|Kang}} Agreed!
 
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:'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]:''' You have saved our species from extinction and the universe from destruction!
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{{qf|Kang/Kodos}} You have saved our species from extinction and the universe from destruction!
:'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]:''' Name anything in the universe and you shall have it!
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{{qf|Kang/Kodos}} Name anything in the universe and you shall have it!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, I kinda got everything I need here... and my statue will look pretty awesome once it's done. But I do miss Television, so if you guys could drop me off back home, that'd be great.
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{{qf|Bart}} Well, I kinda got everything I need here... and my statue will look pretty awesome once it's done. But I do miss Television, so if you guys could drop me off back home, that'd be great.
:'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]:''' Certainly! Is there nothing else?
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{{qf|Kang/Kodos}} Certainly! Is there nothing else?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, there is one thing...
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{{qf|Bart}} Well, there is one thing...
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Latest revision as of 07:39, May 15, 2021



Seymour Skinner: [SIGH.] Bart, your tomfoolery has risked the reputation of this school more times than I can count. I've never said this to a student before, but... ...you're the worst student this school has ever had!
Bart: [GASP!] Did you just say I was the best prankster?
Seymour Skinner: No! The worst student!
Bart: Oh, that's cool, too.
Seymour Skinner: No, young man, it is most certainly not cool.

Bart: Aliens? Space stuff? Are you guy nerds? Is this Comic-Con?
Kang: No, human! I am Kang, and this is Kodos! You are aboard our intergalactic space vehicle!
Kodos: And if this was Comic-Con, he would be dressed as deadpool and I as Harley Quinn!

Bart: Why'd you guys pick me when Earth has McBain and so many other aging Hollywood action stars?
Kang/Kodos: Because we observed you logging an inordinate amount of time on the human combat simulator device!
Bart: That what?
Kang/Kodos: You call them video games! Now it is time for you combat training in the robot-combat simulator!

Kang: Kodos, what have we've done?! The human child cannot possibly save us! Plus, he's eaten three pb&j sandwiches! I mean, what a pig!
Kodos: Perhaps if we offer him as a sacrifice to the hybrids, it will buy our doomed race some time!
Kang: Agreed!

Kang/Kodos: You have saved our species from extinction and the universe from destruction!
Kang/Kodos: Name anything in the universe and you shall have it!
Bart: Well, I kinda got everything I need here... and my statue will look pretty awesome once it's done. But I do miss Television, so if you guys could drop me off back home, that'd be great.
Kang/Kodos: Certainly! Is there nothing else?
Bart: Well, there is one thing...