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*'''May 30th''': Itchy & Scratchy are fighting and biting their way into The Simpsons: Tapped Out! Will Springfield survive the dysfunctional duo? Play and find out!
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*'''June 5th''': Summer is just around the corner, and with it comes some blazing days. It's time for a summer vacation for the Simpsons family...which of course will turn out exactly as planned, right?
::It’s glaze for days! Celebrate Homer’s favorite holiday – no, not you, Arbor Day – and get bonus Donuts with every purchase! Woo Hoo!
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::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Summer of Our Discontent}} update page!
:::Want to scratch your tiny shampoo itch? Stay at Ms. Mouse’s Cartoon Motel. Hey, it’s just as real as anything else in Springfield…
 
::::Give a teen the gift of soul-crushing employment. Recruit the Squeaky Voiced Teen as your new park attendant & watch the spark drain from his eyes.
 
:::::Get the redneck matriarch Maw Spuckler for FREE when you purchase a Truckload of Donuts. We promise that’s no slack-jawed jokel.
 
::Which name is more common? BORT or BART? Sure, we could just look at the census data, but this is more fun. VOTE today!
 
:::Get the redneck matriarch Maw Spuckler for FREE when you purchase a Truckload of Donuts. We promise that’s no slack-jawed jokel.
 
::::FBI legend J. Edgar Hoover has come to town to investigate the “gay agenda.” Will he make arrests or put on a dress? Could be both!
 
:::::Get something special, extra special, in the Pride Mystery Box - whether it’s a unicorn, a Two-nicorn, or just a new hangout spot.
 
::::::Get the Roger Meyers Story today and honor a man who conned his way to the top. Remember: “Good artists borrow, great artists steal.” – Roger Meyers Sr.
 
::Drop and give me 50 chuckles and 100 guffaws. Corporal Punishment is back in town and on a mission to make you laugh! Get this commando clown today!
 
:::Tina Ballerina pirouettes her way into Springfield and jetés all over Krusty’s heart! Get her today and find out what she pliés on.
 
::::Happy 4th of July! Celebrate America the American way with a patriotic Mystery Box filled with anything from Ex-Presidents to chain stores!
 
:::::From actor to President of the United States, guess who finally found the trail of jellybeans leading to Springfield? Welcome Ronald Reagan!
 
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} page!
 

Latest revision as of 16:25, May 31, 2024

  • June 5th: Summer is just around the corner, and with it comes some blazing days. It's time for a summer vacation for the Simpsons family...which of course will turn out exactly as planned, right?
Find all about the event in the Summer of Our Discontent update page!