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| − | *'''March 21st''': Homer and the Gang are thick as thieves! Wait, we mean thick AND thieves! Join them as they plunder the world of its treasures. | + | *'''September 26th 2024''': With the future saved, it looks like Springfield can finally settle down for a nice, relaxing fall. While it'll take a few weeks for everything to go back to whatever counts as normal, we're sure that the presence of time travelers and a possibly rogue AI won't cause any problems at all. Right? Right. We're totally fine. Really looking forward to a nice, relaxing fall. |
| − | ::You are getting hungry, VERY hungry. Get amateur hypnotist and semi-pro criminal Sven Golly with a Tray of Donuts today & receive 100 bonus Donuts!
| + | ::Find all about the final event in the {{TOCU|Taps}} update page! |
| − | :::Nothing freezes a moment in time better than hot molten lava! Get the Pompeii Ruins today and say “Cheese!... Oh it burns! It burns!!”
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| − | ::::We’ve got Saviors for all species. Whether you’re a human or an alien, we’ve got a ‘Christ’ for you!
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| − | :::::The Pope is gearing up for a fight (that pointy staff’s not just for show), but will he be able to save Springfield’s soul? Get him in the store now!
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| − | ::Time to play beat the sneak! Who will win this game of old man one-upmanship? Play Act 2 now and find out!
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| − | :::Jack the Ripper is back! Will this Londonite cause some murderous mayhem, or this time, is he just killing with kindness? Unlock him and find out!
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| − | ::::Build a British Roundabout and watch thieves get away one left turn at a time. And remember, a robbery’s no excuse for not yielding the right of way.
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| − | :::::Is Homer in disguise or are you just seeing double? Maybe both! Get Guy Incognito in the store for Homer’s perfect alibi, and visit an optometrist!
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| − | ::::::Posthumous poets Geoffrey Chaucer & Oscar Wilde are ready to bore… we mean haunt Springfield with rhymes. Unlock them with Westminster Abbey today!
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| − | :::::::Crack open a case of trouble for Homer and Ned with the Monte Burns Casino Box, and roll the dice on what goodies are inside.
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| − | ::::::::Unlock Mr. Burns’ old schoolmate on the prize track today! Then find another 533 rich old white guys and you’ve got yourself a Congress!
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| − | ::Our senile swindlers are trying their luck at a classic casino heist, but will they get caught grey-handed? Find out in the geriatric finale of Act 3!
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| − | :::He’s an aging Casanova, a silver fox, a paramour not past his prime. So add Raoul to your town and put the “hip” in “hip replacement.”
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| − | ::::Get the Swelldorado Hotel and turn your Springfield into the best vacay hotspot in the state. Which state? Uhh, you know, the squiggly one.
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| − | :::::Hasta La Pasta Baby! A killer is on the loose and he’s out for blood, no, marinara sauce, no, blood. Unlock Fernando Vidal to noodle this mystery.
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| − | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|The Springfield Jobs}} page! | |
