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| − | *'''August 1st''': The stage is set, the musicians are coming, and the port-o-potties are only mildly repulsive! Get ready for Springfield’s biggest party today! | + | *'''September 26th 2024''': With the future saved, it looks like Springfield can finally settle down for a nice, relaxing fall. While it'll take a few weeks for everything to go back to whatever counts as normal, we're sure that the presence of time travelers and a possibly rogue AI won't cause any problems at all. Right? Right. We're totally fine. Really looking forward to a nice, relaxing fall. |
| − | ::Why use a concert hologram when you can just bring someone back from the dead? Get Bleeding Gums Murphy in the store today!
| + | ::Find all about the final event in the {{TOCU|Taps}} update page! |
| − | :::Are you a rocker? An opera connoisseur? A jazz finger-snapper? Well there’s something for everybody in the Music Mystery Boxes!
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| − | ::::Finish Act 1 today to get the Sungazer Studios where your music dreams of stardom are guaranteed to come true<nowiki>*</nowiki>. <nowiki>*</nowiki>Guarantee not a guarantee
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| − | ::Do you hear voices? Beautiful voices? You’re not crazy. That’s just Leon Kompowsky singing like an angel. Get him and New Bedlam in the store!
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| − | :::Weird Al Yankovic’s in town to discover his latest hit, and no song is safe! Play today before this post gets parodied by the great accordion genius.
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| − | ::::Pop over to the Pop Stage (unpopped on the prize track) and get popping with popcorn and pop music! <nowiki>*</nowiki>We get paid per pop.
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| − | :::::Rockstar Maggie is back and ready to rock the Hyperstadium! Unlock both in the Music Mystery Box! This rave just got 100% more pacifiers.
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| − | ::::::Lounge around with Springfield’s elite by grabbing the Snub Club – a club so exclusive its own members aren’t allowed inside.
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| − | :::::::Burning bushes? A rain of blood? Water turned into booze? Nothing rocks harder than Christian rock! Grab Ned’s rebound rocker and Praiseland today!
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| − | ::::::::What opera wouldn’t be improved by a good ol’ pie to the face? Hit the stage with Opera Krusty and get ready to turn those arias into fartias.
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| − | ::A new underground venue is opening up above ground for the festival finale! Unlock the Hip Hop Stage on the prize track today!
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| − | :::Infamous rapper Alcatraaaz is off the rock and in the store today - that’s five vowels for the cost of one!
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| − | ::::No need to read the fine print if there’s no print at all! Put your fate in Manager Cletus’ hands; all he asks in return is 10% of your roadkill.
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| − | :::::Rappin’ Bart’s getting ready to lay down the flow, so get him off the prize track and start the show!
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| − | ::::::Brunch without jazz is like toast without avocados – it’s downright un-American. Get Jazzy Goodtimes in the store and enjoy some jazz with your meal!
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| − | :::::::The day the music died? Well it’s not today! Get your fav acts now before they hit the road to visit their second families, er… the next show!
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| − | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Homerpalooza}} page! | |
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