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*'''August 1st''': The stage is set, the musicians are coming, and the port-o-potties are only mildly repulsive! Get ready for Springfield’s biggest party today!
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*'''June 5th''': Summer is just around the corner, and with it comes some blazing days. It's time for a summer vacation for the Simpsons family...which of course will turn out exactly as planned, right?
::Why use a concert hologram when you can just bring someone back from the dead? Get Bleeding Gums Murphy in the store today!
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::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Summer of Our Discontent}} update page!
:::Are you a rocker? An opera connoisseur? A jazz finger-snapper? Well there’s something for everybody in the Music Mystery Boxes!
 
::::Finish Act 1 today to get the Sungazer Studios where your music dreams of stardom are guaranteed to come true<nowiki>*</nowiki>. <nowiki>*</nowiki>Guarantee not a guarantee
 
::Do you hear voices? Beautiful voices? You’re not crazy. That’s just Leon Kompowsky singing like an angel. Get him and New Bedlam in the store!
 
:::Weird Al Yankovic’s in town to discover his latest hit, and no song is safe! Play today before this post gets parodied by the great accordion genius.
 
::::Pop over to the Pop Stage (unpopped on the prize track) and get popping with popcorn and pop music! <nowiki>*</nowiki>We get paid per pop.
 
:::::Rockstar Maggie is back and ready to rock the Hyperstadium! Unlock both in the Music Mystery Box! This rave just got 100% more pacifiers.
 
::::::Lounge around with Springfield’s elite by grabbing the Snub Club – a club so exclusive its own members aren’t allowed inside.
 
:::::::Burning bushes? A rain of blood? Water turned into booze? Nothing rocks harder than Christian rock! Grab Ned’s rebound rocker and Praiseland today!
 
::::::::What opera wouldn’t be improved by a good ol’ pie to the face? Hit the stage with Opera Krusty and get ready to turn those arias into fartias.
 
::A new underground venue is opening up above ground for the festival finale! Unlock the Hip Hop Stage on the prize track today!
 
:::Infamous rapper Alcatraaaz is off the rock and in the store today - that’s five vowels for the cost of one!
 
::::No need to read the fine print if there’s no print at all! Put your fate in Manager Cletus’ hands; all he asks in return is 10% of your roadkill.
 
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Homerpalooza}} page!
 
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Latest revision as of 16:25, May 31, 2024

  • June 5th: Summer is just around the corner, and with it comes some blazing days. It's time for a summer vacation for the Simpsons family...which of course will turn out exactly as planned, right?
Find all about the event in the Summer of Our Discontent update page!