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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Oh, what's the use? There'll never be a hero on the Simpson side of the family—unless it suddenly becomes '''heroic''' to eat deep fried fat!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmm... '''fat.'''
 
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:'''[[Grampa]]:''' It's '''true!''' Your great, great, great, great grandfather was an '''adventurer''' on the high seas!
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} It's '''true!''' Your great, great, great, great grandfather was an '''adventurer''' on the high seas!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wow! Was he a pirate?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow! Was he a pirate?
:'''Lisa:''' A naval officer?
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{{qf|Lisa}} A naval officer?
:'''Homer:''' Was he [[Popeye]]?
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{{qf|Homer}} Was he [[Popeye]]?
 
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:'''[[Homer Simpson (Call Me Homer)|Homer]]:''' C'mon! Bring me more blubber. I love to turn stuff into grease!
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{{qf|{{ap|Homer Simpson|Call Me Homer}}}} C'mon! Bring me more blubber. I love to turn stuff into grease!
 
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:'''Bart:''' ''(wielding a harpoon)'' '''Thar she blows!''' The great white '''couch potato'''!
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[wielding a harpoon]'' '''Thar she blows!''' The great white '''couch potato'''!
:'''Homer:''' '''Eeek!'''
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{{qf|Homer}} '''Eeek!'''
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[[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]

Latest revision as of 10:18, May 15, 2021



Lisa: Oh, what's the use? There'll never be a hero on the Simpson side of the family—unless it suddenly becomes heroic to eat deep fried fat!
Homer: Mmm... fat.

Grampa: It's true! Your great, great, great, great grandfather was an adventurer on the high seas!
Bart: Wow! Was he a pirate?
Lisa: A naval officer?
Homer: Was he Popeye?

Homer Simpson: C'mon! Bring me more blubber. I love to turn stuff into grease!

Bart: [wielding a harpoon] Thar she blows! The great white couch potato!
Homer: Eeek!