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*'''June 14th''': Superheroes never die, they just wait til their reboot. Coming soon to an app store near you: the Superhero sequel you didn’t know you wanted but will still wait through the credits to see!
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*'''June 5th''': Summer is just around the corner, and with it comes some blazing days. It's time for a summer vacation for the Simpsons family...which of course will turn out exactly as planned, right?
::Ready to save Springfield? No, not from obesity – from evil. Play now to see heroes & villains join forces to fight the greatest threat to your town!
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::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Summer of Our Discontent}} update page!
:::Even vigilantes need a home base, preferably one with a view. Get the Burns Summer Mansion now. Upgrade it to increase your criminal tapping radius.
 
::::Get Cyborg Snake on the prize track today and add another villain to your squad! It’s like upgrading from misdemeanor to felony!
 
:::::Citizen Solar and Wind Lad are in the store and ready to save the day! Unless it's overcast, or night, or particularly shady, or very still, or….
 
::::::Don’t wait til Christmas to get some coal. Get Old King Coal today and smoke your enemies. Then maybe try to fit in some good deeds before December.
 
:::::::Get the Satellite Station in the store now to harvest extra event currency with your own eye in the sky. Who needs privacy laws when you’ve got cash?
 
::::::::Petroleus Rex has arrived, spewing gas made of decomposed dinosaurs. Get him in the store today and see if he knows the definition of irony.
 
:::::::::Cyborg Snake, Aqua World, Old King Coal: not just reject band names but also amazing Act 1 prizes up for grabs. Play now & unlock it all before Act 2!
 
::Our heroes have fallen from grace and the town is in trouble! Does a rich businessman have all the answers… or just tiny hands? Play now and find out!
 
:::Violence may not be the solution to every problem, but when it is, Clobber Girl is ready to answer the call! Get her on the Issue 2 prize track today!
 
::::A new issue means more crafting! Check the Collector's Shop in the Event Hub & stock up on collectibles! But don't open them or they'll lose value!
 
:::::Need fuel? Get the Fracker in the store today and add him to your squad! He's as bad for your enemies as he is for the environment.
 
::::::Stretch Dude is on the prize track today and ready to annoy your enemies! Watch him really strrreeeeeeeeeettttttttccccccccccchhhhhhh out this message.
 
:::::::Uncovered Dr. Crab's evil scheme? What about his evil crab cakes? Complete Issue 2 and be ready for the final issue of this super-sequel. Coming soon!
 
::Heroes & villains are back. Don’t let them fight or drink alone, play The Simpsons: Tapped Out now to save the day!
 
:::The last battle of The Simpsons Superhero Saga is here! Will good and evil triumph over more evil? Maybe! Will the city be destroyed? YES! Play today!
 
::::Always be prepared to master the definitely useful art of nautical knots with the Scoutmaster! Forage for this resourceful rogue in the store today!
 
:::::When the words jiminy jilickers have lost all meaning, hide in Fallout Boy Milhouse’s trailer, in the store now! Stocked with child star insecurities!
 
::::::This redhead redefines hothead! Get Charcoal Briquette in the Collector’s Shop today and never worry about everyone’s top life concern, BBQ, again!
 
:::::::Which hero or villain reigns supreme in Springfield? Head to your battleground to fight it out – the comments section! Leave no prisoners!
 
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Superheroes 2}} page!
 

Latest revision as of 16:25, May 31, 2024

  • June 5th: Summer is just around the corner, and with it comes some blazing days. It's time for a summer vacation for the Simpsons family...which of course will turn out exactly as planned, right?
Find all about the event in the Summer of Our Discontent update page!