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| − | + | {{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} [SIGH.] Bart, your tomfoolery has risked the reputation of this school more times than I can count. I've never said this to a student before, but... ...you're the worst student this school has ever had! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} [GASP!] Did you just say I was the best prankster? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Seymour Skinner}} No! The worst student! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh, that's cool, too. | |
| + | {{qf|Seymour Skinner}} No, young man, it is most certainly not cool. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Aliens? Space stuff? Are you guy nerds? Is this Comic-Con? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kang]]}} No, human! I am Kang, and this is Kodos! You are aboard our intergalactic space vehicle! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kodos]]}} And if this was Comic-Con, he would be dressed as deadpool and I as Harley Quinn! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Why'd you guys pick me when Earth has McBain and so many other aging Hollywood action stars? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kang/Kodos}} Because we observed you logging an inordinate amount of time on the human combat simulator device! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} That what? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kang/Kodos}} You call them video games! Now it is time for you combat training in the robot-combat simulator! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Kang}} Kodos, what have we've done?! The human child cannot possibly save us! Plus, he's eaten three pb&j sandwiches! I mean, what a pig! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kodos}} Perhaps if we offer him as a sacrifice to the hybrids, it will buy our doomed race some time! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kang}} Agreed! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Kang/Kodos}} You have saved our species from extinction and the universe from destruction! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kang/Kodos}} Name anything in the universe and you shall have it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, I kinda got everything I need here... and my statue will look pretty awesome once it's done. But I do miss Television, so if you guys could drop me off back home, that'd be great. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kang/Kodos}} Certainly! Is there nothing else? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, there is one thing... | |
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Latest revision as of 07:39, May 15, 2021
- Seymour Skinner: [SIGH.] Bart, your tomfoolery has risked the reputation of this school more times than I can count. I've never said this to a student before, but... ...you're the worst student this school has ever had!
- Bart: [GASP!] Did you just say I was the best prankster?
- Seymour Skinner: No! The worst student!
- Bart: Oh, that's cool, too.
- Seymour Skinner: No, young man, it is most certainly not cool.
- Bart: Aliens? Space stuff? Are you guy nerds? Is this Comic-Con?
- Kang: No, human! I am Kang, and this is Kodos! You are aboard our intergalactic space vehicle!
- Kodos: And if this was Comic-Con, he would be dressed as deadpool and I as Harley Quinn!
- Bart: Why'd you guys pick me when Earth has McBain and so many other aging Hollywood action stars?
- Kang/Kodos: Because we observed you logging an inordinate amount of time on the human combat simulator device!
- Bart: That what?
- Kang/Kodos: You call them video games! Now it is time for you combat training in the robot-combat simulator!
- Kang: Kodos, what have we've done?! The human child cannot possibly save us! Plus, he's eaten three pb&j sandwiches! I mean, what a pig!
- Kodos: Perhaps if we offer him as a sacrifice to the hybrids, it will buy our doomed race some time!
- Kang: Agreed!
- Kang/Kodos: You have saved our species from extinction and the universe from destruction!
- Kang/Kodos: Name anything in the universe and you shall have it!
- Bart: Well, I kinda got everything I need here... and my statue will look pretty awesome once it's done. But I do miss Television, so if you guys could drop me off back home, that'd be great.
- Kang/Kodos: Certainly! Is there nothing else?
- Bart: Well, there is one thing...
