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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, Marge If you dye your hair pink, it would look like cotton candy and always remind me of how sweet your are. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I love you too, Homie. But I'd better not risk it. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Look, Marge... the tunnel of Love! Remember when we-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer! Not in front of the children! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} This is for you and your sisters, boy. Stay out of trouble and meet us back here in one hour. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hmm... 20 simoleons and one hour. How can we get the most fund out of this? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Lisa... watch Maggie for a sec while I go see a man bout a hot dog. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Okay, but hurry up. Maybe we could take you to the fortune-teller... I'd love to know what my little sister will be when she grows up. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|José}} Hey, pretty lady... guess your IQ? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} How 'bout it, Lis? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But I already know my IQ is 156. | |
| − | + | {{qf|José}} Are your sure? You look like a solid 110 to me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} No way, José! I'm Mensa-Certified, and smart as a whip. | |
| − | + | {{qf|José}} 112 tops. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, yeah? Ask me a question! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Fortune-Teller}} I know what you did. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Pretty cool, huh? Top of the world, ma'am! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fortune-Teller}} Huh. For that I tell you fortune for free. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} No... don't-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fortune-Teller}} You grow up to be insurance salesman. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021
- Homer: Hey, Marge If you dye your hair pink, it would look like cotton candy and always remind me of how sweet your are.
- Marge: I love you too, Homie. But I'd better not risk it.
- Homer: Look, Marge... the tunnel of Love! Remember when we--
- Marge: Homer! Not in front of the children!
- Homer: This is for you and your sisters, boy. Stay out of trouble and meet us back here in one hour.
- Bart: Hmm... 20 simoleons and one hour. How can we get the most fund out of this?
- Bart: Hey, Lisa... watch Maggie for a sec while I go see a man bout a hot dog.
- Lisa: Okay, but hurry up. Maybe we could take you to the fortune-teller... I'd love to know what my little sister will be when she grows up.
- José: Hey, pretty lady... guess your IQ?
- Bart: How 'bout it, Lis?
- Lisa: But I already know my IQ is 156.
- José: Are your sure? You look like a solid 110 to me.
- Lisa: No way, José! I'm Mensa-Certified, and smart as a whip.
- José: 112 tops.
- Lisa: Oh, yeah? Ask me a question!
- Fortune-Teller: I know what you did.
- Bart: Pretty cool, huh? Top of the world, ma'am!
- Fortune-Teller: Huh. For that I tell you fortune for free.
- Bart: No... don't--
- Fortune-Teller: You grow up to be insurance salesman.
