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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Okay, Snake, are you gonna talk, or do I have to get tough? You better do what he says, Snake! I wanna protect you, but he's crazy! Gimme five minutesa alone with him! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} You know, dude, "good cop, bad cop" really only works when there's two of you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Yeah, yeah, I know. But money's been tight lately, and I had to lay off all the other cops. Aw, man, it's already two o'clock. I gotta go check the speed traps Listen, would you be a pal and beat yourself into confessing with this phone book? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snake}} Well... okay! But just his once! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm doing a class procjet on the corruption of the city election process. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad! Lisa's boring me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Stop boring your brother, Lisa! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} And in a land-slide vicotry... Snowball II is the new mayour of Springfield! "When he asked for a comment, the new mayor licked herself for ten minutes and fell asleep on the television." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Man, being under Briths rule is a stone cold darag! I hate mushy peas! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Just cover them in Hp sauce. It helps kill the taste. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ugh! This beer is warm! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Sorry, Homey, it's the law! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Are you going to finish that blood kidney, and offal pie? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad! I'm so sorry! [SOB!] This is all my fault! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I got the town to get rid of the second amendment! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Then how come we're not floating into space? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You're thinking of the law of gravity! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} All i know is not studying that law saved Bugs Bunny's life on more than one occasion! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:08, May 15, 2021
- Chief Wiggum: Okay, Snake, are you gonna talk, or do I have to get tough? You better do what he says, Snake! I wanna protect you, but he's crazy! Gimme five minutesa alone with him!
- Snake Jailbird: You know, dude, "good cop, bad cop" really only works when there's two of you!
- Chief Wiggum: Yeah, yeah, I know. But money's been tight lately, and I had to lay off all the other cops. Aw, man, it's already two o'clock. I gotta go check the speed traps Listen, would you be a pal and beat yourself into confessing with this phone book?
- Snake: Well... okay! But just his once!
- Lisa: I'm doing a class procjet on the corruption of the city election process.
- Bart: Dad! Lisa's boring me!
- Homer: Stop boring your brother, Lisa!
- Kent Brockman: And in a land-slide vicotry... Snowball II is the new mayour of Springfield! "When he asked for a comment, the new mayor licked herself for ten minutes and fell asleep on the television."
- Bart: Man, being under Briths rule is a stone cold darag! I hate mushy peas!
- Lisa: Just cover them in Hp sauce. It helps kill the taste.
- Homer: Ugh! This beer is warm!
- Marge: Sorry, Homey, it's the law!
- Homer: Are you going to finish that blood kidney, and offal pie?
- Lisa: Dad! I'm so sorry! [SOB!] This is all my fault!
- Homer: I got the town to get rid of the second amendment!
- Homer: Then how come we're not floating into space?
- Lisa: You're thinking of the law of gravity!
- Homer: All i know is not studying that law saved Bugs Bunny's life on more than one occasion!
