• Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Difference between revisions of "Brit Simpson!/Quotes"

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
(Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Marge''': Now, Bart, I don't want you to cause any trouble on the flight home! :'''Homer''': Yeah, boy, you better straighten up and fly right! :'''Bar...")
 
m (top)
 
(2 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{TabQ}}
+
{{TabQ|nogags}}
  
:'''[[Marge]]''': Now, Bart, I don't want you to cause any trouble on the flight home!
+
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Now, Bart, I don't want you to cause any trouble on the flight home!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, boy, you better straighten up and fly right!
+
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah, boy, you better straighten up and fly right!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Misbehave? And ruin our vacation memories? I'm shocked at the very idea!
+
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Misbehave? And ruin our vacation memories? I'm shocked at the very idea!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Obviously, you've never met you before.
+
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Obviously, you've never met you before.
:'''[[Bart]]''': If you'll excuse me, I need to freshen up!
+
{{qf|Bart}} If you'll excuse me, I need to freshen up!
 
----
 
----
:'''[[Lily Simpson]]''': This is your room. Brit's a big Krumpet the Klown fan!
+
{{qf|[[Lily Simpson]]}} This is your room. Brit's a big Krumpet the Klown fan!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Never heard of him.
+
{{qf|Bart}} Never heard of him.
:'''[[Lily Simpson]]''': His show is banned outside of the U.K. and inside most of it, tooo. It's on at 16:00 every day!
+
{{qf|Lily Simpson}} His show is banned outside of the U.K. and inside most of it, tooo. It's on at 16:00 every day!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Ha! Nice try, but there's no such time!
+
{{qf|Bart}} Ha! Nice try, but there's no such time!
 
----
 
----
:'''[[Bart]]''': So what's your job here?
+
{{qf|Bart}} So what's your job here?
:'''[[Omar Simpson]]''': Wind monitor!
+
{{qf|[[Omar Simpson]]}} Wind monitor!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Which means?
+
{{qf|Bart}} Which means?
:'''[[Omar Simpson]]''': You see that wind out there?
+
{{qf|Omar Simpson}} You see that wind out there?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah.
+
{{qf|Bart}} Yeah.
:'''[[Omar Simpson]]''': I monitor it! It's [YAWN!] hard work, but someone has to do it!
+
{{qf|Omar Simpson}} I monitor it! It's [YAWN!] hard work, but someone has to do it!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Watching the wind? And I thought Homer had a job that blows!
+
{{qf|Bart}} Watching the wind? And I thought Homer had a job that blows!
:'''[[Omar Simpson]]''': Snxxx!
+
{{qf|Omar Simpson}} Snxxx!
 
----
 
----
:'''[[Marnie Simpson]]''': It's tea time!
+
{{qf|[[Marnie Simpson]]}} It's tea time!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Tea? Bleech!
+
{{qf|Bart}} Tea? Bleech!
:'''[[Lily Simpson]]''': Oh, that's just what we call it. It's actually milk and miscuits!
+
{{qf|Lily Simpson}} Oh, that's just what we call it. It's actually milk and biscuits!
:'''[[Bart]]''': You mean cookies? Then call it "cookie time!" sheesh, England, learn how to market things!
+
{{qf|Bart}} You mean cookies? Then call it "cookie time!" sheesh, England, learn how to market things!
 
----
 
----
:'''[[Marnie Simpson]]''': Goodbye, Bart! it's been an experience.
+
{{qf|Marnie Simpson}} Goodbye, Bart! it's been an experience.
:'''[[Magpie Simpson]]''': Slurp! Slurp!
+
{{qf|[[Magpie Simpson]]}} Slurp! Slurp!
:'''[[Lily Simpson]]''': You were a good cautionary tale!
+
{{qf|Lily Simpson}} You were a good cautionary tale!
:'''[[Omar Simpson]]''': You made me lown my own son more. Never come back!
+
{{qf|Omar Simpson}} You made me love my own son more. Never come back!
:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll miss you guys, too! Yep, it'll be along while before anyone in England forgets about... Bart Simpson, international bad boy!
+
{{qf|Bart}} I'll miss you guys, too! Yep, it'll be along while before anyone in England forgets about... Bart Simpson, international bad boy!
 +
 
 +
[[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]

Latest revision as of 07:07, May 15, 2021



Marge: Now, Bart, I don't want you to cause any trouble on the flight home!
Homer: Yeah, boy, you better straighten up and fly right!
Bart: Misbehave? And ruin our vacation memories? I'm shocked at the very idea!
Lisa: Obviously, you've never met you before.
Bart: If you'll excuse me, I need to freshen up!

Lily Simpson: This is your room. Brit's a big Krumpet the Klown fan!
Bart: Never heard of him.
Lily Simpson: His show is banned outside of the U.K. and inside most of it, tooo. It's on at 16:00 every day!
Bart: Ha! Nice try, but there's no such time!

Bart: So what's your job here?
Omar Simpson: Wind monitor!
Bart: Which means?
Omar Simpson: You see that wind out there?
Bart: Yeah.
Omar Simpson: I monitor it! It's [YAWN!] hard work, but someone has to do it!
Bart: Watching the wind? And I thought Homer had a job that blows!
Omar Simpson: Snxxx!

Marnie Simpson: It's tea time!
Bart: Tea? Bleech!
Lily Simpson: Oh, that's just what we call it. It's actually milk and biscuits!
Bart: You mean cookies? Then call it "cookie time!" sheesh, England, learn how to market things!

Marnie Simpson: Goodbye, Bart! it's been an experience.
Magpie Simpson: Slurp! Slurp!
Lily Simpson: You were a good cautionary tale!
Omar Simpson: You made me love my own son more. Never come back!
Bart: I'll miss you guys, too! Yep, it'll be along while before anyone in England forgets about... Bart Simpson, international bad boy!