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Bart: What's up with the fish, Professor Frinkenstein?

Professor Frink: Behold, Simpsons children! I am on a mission to prove my hypothesis that this three-eyed aquatic vertebrate holds the secret to evolution!

Lisa: That's so Darwinian! How will you do it?

Professor Frink: I'll kick-start the fish's development with a nutrient-heavy solution of my own creation! It's Frinkian Miracle-Gro that augments the protein synthesis and the biognesis and the ribosomes and the dn[AY]

Professor Frink: Success! My research has legs!

Lisa: But Professor, don't you think this is dangerous? You're altering the building blocks of life!

Professor Frink: All in the name of science! The possibilites for advances are limitless!

Professor Frink: Good glavin! In order to contain this monstrous horde we'll need the help of the strongest, wisest men in Springfield!

Lisa: Where are we supposed to find any of those?

Professor Frink: To Craig's list!

Lisa: All right! We need a plan to stop these creatures before they destroy everything in Springfield!

Professor Frink: Well, theoretically, we could introduce something into the fish's food supply that wil gradually slow the horde... or perhaps a natural predator will enter into the ecosystem. Granted, either of these options would take months, as natural selection is typically a slow process. We are as Dr. Oppenheimer famously put it, "Totally hosed."

Cletus Spuckler: Perfesser, at home I've gots me 30 young'uns. Possibly more... 30 is as high as I ever learned to count. Point being, if there's one thing I knows, it's how to corral a wild mob of hungry critters.

Cletus: Come on, fishy-fishies! Come get you some empty calories!