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:'''[[Ned]]:''' Hey-hiddley-ho, cave-neighborino! Whatcha! Up to? | :'''[[Ned]]:''' Hey-hiddley-ho, cave-neighborino! Whatcha! Up to? | ||
| − | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Not that it's any of your business, Flanders, but as it happens I'm inventing | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Not that it's any of your business, Flanders, but as it happens I'm inventing the first... ...donut! |
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Bart, would you take the garbage out and dump it over the cliff? | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Bart, would you take the garbage out and dump it over the cliff? | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]:''' [ | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' [GRUMBLE, GRIPE...] Man, it sucks being a caveman... I'm not dragging this all the way there. I'll just dump it behind this log... |
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| − | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, Bart, dinosaurs have been extinct since the | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, Bart, dinosaurs have been extinct since the Cretaceous period, 65 million years before homo sapiens appeared. It's a common misconception that humans and dinosaurs co-existed... |
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Tell it to the T-Rex!! Homer, grab those wheels and sticks and follow me! | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Tell it to the T-Rex!! Homer, grab those wheels and sticks and follow me! | ||
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Wheels?! | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Wheels?! | ||
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' You got a nasty bump at the skateboard tournament... | :'''[[Marge]]:''' You got a nasty bump at the skateboard tournament... | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But you're safe at home now! | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' But you're safe at home now! | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]:''' I just had the strangest dream, | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' I just had the strangest dream, and you were there and you, and you and... Toto?! |
:'''[[Toto]]:''' Woof! Woof! | :'''[[Toto]]:''' Woof! Woof! | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' That's just the neighbor's dog. | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' That's just the neighbor's dog. | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]:''' I dreamed that we were all | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' I dreamed that we were all cavemen, and we were about to be eaten by a dinosaur... ...but were saved by donuts! |
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That fits my theory perfectly! | :'''[[Homer]]:''' That fits my theory perfectly! | ||
Revision as of 20:40, November 15, 2020
- Nelson: You're going to let me win 1st prize or else...
- Bart: [GULP!]
- Kent Brockman: ...It's now up to Bart Simpson to beat Nelson Muntz in this final run for the Springfield Skateboard Tournament's 1st Prize Cup!
- Nelson: Got me?!
- Bart: G-got you...
- Ned: Hey-hiddley-ho, cave-neighborino! Whatcha! Up to?
- Homer: Not that it's any of your business, Flanders, but as it happens I'm inventing the first... ...donut!
- Marge: Bart, would you take the garbage out and dump it over the cliff?
- Bart: [GRUMBLE, GRIPE...] Man, it sucks being a caveman... I'm not dragging this all the way there. I'll just dump it behind this log...
- Lisa: Oh, Bart, dinosaurs have been extinct since the Cretaceous period, 65 million years before homo sapiens appeared. It's a common misconception that humans and dinosaurs co-existed...
- Bart: Tell it to the T-Rex!! Homer, grab those wheels and sticks and follow me!
- Homer: Wheels?!
- Bart: The donuts!!
- Marge: Bart... are you ok?
- Bart: Oooohh... what happened?
- Marge: You got a nasty bump at the skateboard tournament...
- Lisa: But you're safe at home now!
- Bart: I just had the strangest dream, and you were there and you, and you and... Toto?!
- Toto: Woof! Woof!
- Lisa: That's just the neighbor's dog.
- Bart: I dreamed that we were all cavemen, and we were about to be eaten by a dinosaur... ...but were saved by donuts!
- Homer: That fits my theory perfectly!
