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:::No more number two for Kirkedemious Van Houten! He has returned to save the world! Wait, no. To restore Southern Cracker to the top of salty snacks! | :::No more number two for Kirkedemious Van Houten! He has returned to save the world! Wait, no. To restore Southern Cracker to the top of salty snacks! | ||
::::Cool Milhouse is here and redefining what's cool. Gluten-free is hot. Capris are in. Asthma inhalers are... still uncool. He can't work miracles. | ::::Cool Milhouse is here and redefining what's cool. Gluten-free is hot. Capris are in. Asthma inhalers are... still uncool. He can't work miracles. | ||
| − | :::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|The Van Houtens}} page! | + | :::::Milhoose is in town to ask Lisa oot in hopes that one day she might be his spoose. Everything's Canucking Up, Milhoose! ...Soory aboot that. |
| + | ::::::The Secretary has landed and he's got a plan to save this election: a sign that says 'Vote Lisa.' Hey, we said he had a plan, not a good one. | ||
| + | :::::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|The Van Houtens}} page! | ||
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Revision as of 13:06, August 27, 2020
- August 12: Milhouse's cousin Annika comes to town and upsets the natural order of the playground – now up is down, 2 + 2 = Fudge, and Milhouse is COOL?! Bart must restore balance to the schoolyard and take Milhouse down a few pegs (a job usually done by Milhouse himself). Will the other kids see Milhouse for the dweeb he is? Will Bart finally prove that dating your cousin is a bad idea? Honestly, we thought the severely inbred Royal House of Hapsburgs proved that one already…
- Milhouse has more than a bounce in his step - he's got a bounce in his house. Line up for the hottest jump in town.
- No more number two for Kirkedemious Van Houten! He has returned to save the world! Wait, no. To restore Southern Cracker to the top of salty snacks!
- Cool Milhouse is here and redefining what's cool. Gluten-free is hot. Capris are in. Asthma inhalers are... still uncool. He can't work miracles.
- Milhoose is in town to ask Lisa oot in hopes that one day she might be his spoose. Everything's Canucking Up, Milhoose! ...Soory aboot that.
- The Secretary has landed and he's got a plan to save this election: a sign that says 'Vote Lisa.' Hey, we said he had a plan, not a good one.
- Find all about the newest event in the The Van Houtens page!
- The Secretary has landed and he's got a plan to save this election: a sign that says 'Vote Lisa.' Hey, we said he had a plan, not a good one.
- Milhoose is in town to ask Lisa oot in hopes that one day she might be his spoose. Everything's Canucking Up, Milhoose! ...Soory aboot that.
- Cool Milhouse is here and redefining what's cool. Gluten-free is hot. Capris are in. Asthma inhalers are... still uncool. He can't work miracles.
- No more number two for Kirkedemious Van Houten! He has returned to save the world! Wait, no. To restore Southern Cracker to the top of salty snacks!
- Milhouse has more than a bounce in his step - he's got a bounce in his house. Line up for the hottest jump in town.
