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::Milhouse has more than a bounce in his step - he's got a bounce in his house. Line up for the hottest jump in town. | ::Milhouse has more than a bounce in his step - he's got a bounce in his house. Line up for the hottest jump in town. | ||
:::No more number two for Kirkedemious Van Houten! He has returned to save the world! Wait, no. To restore Southern Cracker to the top of salty snacks! | :::No more number two for Kirkedemious Van Houten! He has returned to save the world! Wait, no. To restore Southern Cracker to the top of salty snacks! | ||
| − | ::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|The Van Houtens}} page! | + | ::::Cool Milhouse is here and redefining what's cool. Gluten-free is hot. Capris are in. Asthma inhalers are... still uncool. He can't work miracles. |
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Revision as of 23:17, August 20, 2020
- August 12: Milhouse's cousin Annika comes to town and upsets the natural order of the playground – now up is down, 2 + 2 = Fudge, and Milhouse is COOL?! Bart must restore balance to the schoolyard and take Milhouse down a few pegs (a job usually done by Milhouse himself). Will the other kids see Milhouse for the dweeb he is? Will Bart finally prove that dating your cousin is a bad idea? Honestly, we thought the severely inbred Royal House of Hapsburgs proved that one already…
- Milhouse has more than a bounce in his step - he's got a bounce in his house. Line up for the hottest jump in town.
- No more number two for Kirkedemious Van Houten! He has returned to save the world! Wait, no. To restore Southern Cracker to the top of salty snacks!
- Cool Milhouse is here and redefining what's cool. Gluten-free is hot. Capris are in. Asthma inhalers are... still uncool. He can't work miracles.
- Find all about the newest event in the The Van Houtens page!
- Cool Milhouse is here and redefining what's cool. Gluten-free is hot. Capris are in. Asthma inhalers are... still uncool. He can't work miracles.
- No more number two for Kirkedemious Van Houten! He has returned to save the world! Wait, no. To restore Southern Cracker to the top of salty snacks!
- Milhouse has more than a bounce in his step - he's got a bounce in his house. Line up for the hottest jump in town.
