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| − | :'''[[Homer]]:''' For Lisa, I tore out the pages of all your favorite books and put them together into one portable library! I added | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' For Lisa, I tore out the pages of all your favorite books and put them together into one portable library! I added wheels, which make it easier to shove around. Convenient, right? |
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' My literature! | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' My literature! | ||
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| − | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Now, kids, your father did the best he could. | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Now, kids, your father did the best he could. Remember, it's the thought that counts. Even if they were all the wrong thoughts. |
Revision as of 22:42, March 23, 2020
- Ned: Hi, Homer! Putting up the last of the ol' Christmas lights, I see cutting it a little close, don't ha think? It's Christmas eve!
- Homer: Thanks for the advice, Flanders. I bet you've got all your shopping done already, too.
- Ned: Oh my, yes! And with that blizzard coming in, you'll want to get that wrapped up in a jiffy!
- Homer: One credit is equal to one dollar?! I just spent $1,980 on an in-app purchase... for incredible, yet totally intangible reindeer body-guards?! Aw, that's more money than I had for presents! I've ruined Christmas... ...again!
- Lisa: What's dad doing in the basement?
- Bart: Yeah, Homer's never missed a meal before.
- Marge: Your father said he's working on a "Christmas surprise."
- Bart: Christmas surprise?!
- Lisa: I'm going to bed right now!
- Homer: For Lisa, I tore out the pages of all your favorite books and put them together into one portable library! I added wheels, which make it easier to shove around. Convenient, right?
- Lisa: My literature!
- Marge: Now, kids, your father did the best he could. Remember, it's the thought that counts. Even if they were all the wrong thoughts.
