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Revision as of 17:25, March 13, 2020
- Marge: Homer, you forgot that today is "bring your kids to work day."
- Bart: So this is how the other half lives! Ooh la la!
- Lisa: One percents, if you ask me!
- Homer: Marge? This area is restricted! IT's for the horty-otity no the hoi polloi!
- Marge: But all the other parents are workings below street level. I wanted to show the children a cheerier environment!
- Homer: What's going on here? Marge?!
- Marge: I was very happy to look after you kids today, but I have to level with all of you... you need to examine the way M. Burns is treating you. It appears to me that you're all being exploited by management!
- Homer: Marge, we're not exploited... just overworked, underpaid and inadequately appreciated!
- Marge: I don't know, Homer... there has to be someone who can mediate a better arrangement between the heads who run Springfieldopolis and the hands that keep it running! I'm sure my husband will agree on that pint! Right, Homer?
- Homer: Zzzzzz!
- Bart: Sorry, mom. Homer zoned out before he heard you tell him his job sucks!
- Mr. Burns: Can you assure me this will work, Prof. Frink?
- Professor Frink: How can you doubt me, Mr. Burns?
- Mr. Burns: You once said we'd all have jet packs by the 21st century!
- Professor Frink: That was an unfortunate miscalculation. This, however, will be my greatest triumph!
- Mr. Burns: My plan is working, Smithers! That mechanical hussy has my drones wrapped around her faux flesh fingers! The workers have totally forgot about quitting time!
- Waylon Smithers: We have a problem, sir! "Marge" is too successful! Productivity is down since we sent her in! Essentially, you're paying everyone to party!
- Mr. Burns: By the Borey-eyed Johnson! What have I done?!?
- Waylon Smithers: All our jobs we're terminated! It's amazing how Robot-Marge able to replace the workforce so quickly!
- Homer: And without jobs, we can't afford to live in our own city!
- Lisa: The robots said we weren't contributing to society!
- Marge: Robots don't need to eat or sleep, Lisa! They don't get tired, sick, or die! They're just programmed to work! What do they need fraglie humans for?
- Waylon Smithers: Mr. Burns made that city and he can do it again! All he needs is to find another small town with corrupt leadership and ignorant voters!
- Mr. Burns: Yes, Smithers... I'll be back!
- Marge: Oh, shut up.