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Difference between revisions of "Charles Darwin"

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dear charles darwin
{{Character|
 
image=[[Image:Darwinactor.jpg|200px]]|
 
name=''Charles Darwin Actor''|
 
gender=Male|
 
hair=|
 
age=|
 
job=Acting as Darwin|
 
relatives=Unknown|
 
appearance=[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]|
 
voiced by= [[Harry Shearer]]|
 
}}
 
Mr. Burns hires an actor to be Charles Darwin and say tell the viewers of his campaign advert that [[Blinky]] has three eyes due to Darwin's theory of Natural Selection.
 
  
==Quotes==
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if you are still alive and have a computer and are not blind and have seen this episode and on this article right now
'''Mr. Burns''': "To settle the argument over our friend Blinky I have hired (an actor playing), Charles Darwin. Hello Charles, how are you?"
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you should feel very upset (I Don't mean it)
  
'''Actor''': "Oh, hello Mr. Burns."
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you suck
  
'''Mr. Burns''': "Would you care to explain to our audience your theory on natural selection?
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you deserve to die like bender in "the time bender" trilogy
 
 
'''Actor''': But of course. Every now and again Mother Nature experiments with her animals, giving them longer legs, sharper teeth, or in this case, a third eye. If she likes what she sees the creatures will multiply. We could even see a kind of superfish. I would not mind having a third eye, would you?"
 
 
 
'''Mr. Burns''': "Oh, of course not."
 
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from anonymous tipster/mailman/letter writer on the internet
 
[[Category:Minor characters]]
 
[[Category:Minor characters]]
 
[[Category:Characters voiced by Harry Shearer]]
 
[[Category:Characters voiced by Harry Shearer]]

Revision as of 03:23, May 25, 2009

dear charles darwin

if you are still alive and have a computer and are not blind and have seen this episode and on this article right now you should feel very upset (I Don't mean it)

you suck

you deserve to die like bender in "the time bender" trilogy

from anonymous tipster/mailman/letter writer on the internet