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"The Soul Candy Song"
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Song Information
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"The Soul Candy Song" is the theme song for "Treehouse of Horror XXVI".
Lyrics[edit]
- Man:
- On this filthy night of evil
- Little gaudy beggars stroll
- As they lure ghouls, ghosts and goblins
- Hungry for their innocent souls
- There is a hellish breeze a-groanin'
- As the children they pursue
- You can hear their bellies moanin'
- They might even gnaw on you
- But ruler of this sordid host
- More ghastly than them all
- Lurks a ravenous beastly monster
- More than 25 feet tall
- He's dirty and he's hairy
- And his mouth tastes just like crap
- Like you, he's trick-or-treating for
- Some candies to unwrap
- The Lord abhors your foul disguise
- You thought to cloak your skin
- But now you've lured this fiend from Hell
- Who craves your soul within
- Kids:
- He's hungry for your vitals
- He likes you moist and ripe
- And should he find you spiced with sin
- Then you're his favorite type
- Man:
- He'll chew your juicy insides
- Masticate you till you're pulp
- Every little soul he'll swallow
- With a stinky-ass gulp
