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| − | *'''October 3rd''': Behind every great man is a woman, and behind every great Dracula is a bat-woman hanging upside down. Get Countess Dracula today! | + | *'''November 14th''': Nothing makes you more thankful for your family than meeting a worse one! Welcome Minnie & Morty Szyslak to your town and hug your parents today! |
| − | ::Something wicked this way comes… and she’s coming with donuts! Get this witch as a bonus today when you purchase a Truckload of 300 Donuts!
| + | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Thanksgiving and Black Friday 2018}} page! |
| − | :::Help Frankenstein’s Monster and Julienstein get away from all those pitchfork-wielding townsfolk with the Monster’s Castle. They booked it on AirBnBoo.
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| − | ::::We’re seeing RED! And it’s not blood. Count Dracula is a Republican! Get Count Dracula today and watch him drain the life out of the liberal agenda.
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| − | :::::They say don’t make deals with the Devil, but the rules are unclear on making deals FOR the Devil! Talk to Gil before this deal goes down to Georgia.
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| − | ::::::The Cursed Forest might sound creepy but don’t be fooled by the name. It’s the perfect place to picnic. And, also, disappear forever.
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| − | :::::::This ain’t no love triangle – it’s a love pyramid. Unwrap Act 3 today and help Amenhet and Womenhet get their mummy mojo back!
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| − | ::::::::Unlock Mummy Wiggum today – he’s the one in the double-wide sarcophagus.
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| − | :::::::::Who wants to do some cursing with voodoo? You do? Who knew!? Unlock the Voodoo Queen today and put a pin in your problems!
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| − | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXIX}} page! | |
Revision as of 16:51, November 17, 2018
- November 14th: Nothing makes you more thankful for your family than meeting a worse one! Welcome Minnie & Morty Szyslak to your town and hug your parents today!
- Find all about the new event in the Thanksgiving and Black Friday 2018 page!
