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:::::::This ain’t no love triangle – it’s a love pyramid. Unwrap Act 3 today and help Amenhet and Womenhet get their mummy mojo back! | :::::::This ain’t no love triangle – it’s a love pyramid. Unwrap Act 3 today and help Amenhet and Womenhet get their mummy mojo back! | ||
::::::::Unlock Mummy Wiggum today – he’s the one in the double-wide sarcophagus. | ::::::::Unlock Mummy Wiggum today – he’s the one in the double-wide sarcophagus. | ||
| + | :::::::::Who wants to do some cursing with voodoo? You do? Who knew!? Unlock the Voodoo Queen today and | ||
| + | put a pin in your problems! | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXIX}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXIX}} page! | ||
Revision as of 16:08, November 8, 2018
- October 3rd: Behind every great man is a woman, and behind every great Dracula is a bat-woman hanging upside down. Get Countess Dracula today!
- Something wicked this way comes… and she’s coming with donuts! Get this witch as a bonus today when you purchase a Truckload of 300 Donuts!
- Help Frankenstein’s Monster and Julienstein get away from all those pitchfork-wielding townsfolk with the Monster’s Castle. They booked it on AirBnBoo.
- We’re seeing RED! And it’s not blood. Count Dracula is a Republican! Get Count Dracula today and watch him drain the life out of the liberal agenda.
- They say don’t make deals with the Devil, but the rules are unclear on making deals FOR the Devil! Talk to Gil before this deal goes down to Georgia.
- The Cursed Forest might sound creepy but don’t be fooled by the name. It’s the perfect place to picnic. And, also, disappear forever.
- This ain’t no love triangle – it’s a love pyramid. Unwrap Act 3 today and help Amenhet and Womenhet get their mummy mojo back!
- Unlock Mummy Wiggum today – he’s the one in the double-wide sarcophagus.
- Who wants to do some cursing with voodoo? You do? Who knew!? Unlock the Voodoo Queen today and
- Unlock Mummy Wiggum today – he’s the one in the double-wide sarcophagus.
- This ain’t no love triangle – it’s a love pyramid. Unwrap Act 3 today and help Amenhet and Womenhet get their mummy mojo back!
- The Cursed Forest might sound creepy but don’t be fooled by the name. It’s the perfect place to picnic. And, also, disappear forever.
- They say don’t make deals with the Devil, but the rules are unclear on making deals FOR the Devil! Talk to Gil before this deal goes down to Georgia.
- We’re seeing RED! And it’s not blood. Count Dracula is a Republican! Get Count Dracula today and watch him drain the life out of the liberal agenda.
- Help Frankenstein’s Monster and Julienstein get away from all those pitchfork-wielding townsfolk with the Monster’s Castle. They booked it on AirBnBoo.
- Something wicked this way comes… and she’s coming with donuts! Get this witch as a bonus today when you purchase a Truckload of 300 Donuts!
put a pin in your problems!
- Find all about the new event in the Treehouse of Horror XXIX page!
