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*'''October 3rd''': Behind every great man is a woman, and behind every great Dracula is a bat-woman hanging upside down. Get Countess Dracula today! | *'''October 3rd''': Behind every great man is a woman, and behind every great Dracula is a bat-woman hanging upside down. Get Countess Dracula today! | ||
::Something wicked this way comes… and she’s coming with donuts! Get this witch as a bonus today when you purchase a Truckload of 300 Donuts! | ::Something wicked this way comes… and she’s coming with donuts! Get this witch as a bonus today when you purchase a Truckload of 300 Donuts! | ||
:::Help Frankenstein’s Monster and Julienstein get away from all those pitchfork-wielding townsfolk with the Monster’s Castle. They booked it on AirBnBoo. | :::Help Frankenstein’s Monster and Julienstein get away from all those pitchfork-wielding townsfolk with the Monster’s Castle. They booked it on AirBnBoo. | ||
::::We’re seeing RED! And it’s not blood. Count Dracula is a Republican! Get Count Dracula today and watch him drain the life out of the liberal agenda. | ::::We’re seeing RED! And it’s not blood. Count Dracula is a Republican! Get Count Dracula today and watch him drain the life out of the liberal agenda. | ||
| + | :::::They say don’t make deals with the Devil, but the rules are unclear on making deals FOR the Devil! Talk to Gil before this deal goes down to Georgia. | ||
| + | ::::::The Cursed Forest might sound creepy but don’t be fooled by the name. It’s the perfect place to picnic. And, also, disappear forever. | ||
| + | :::::::This ain’t no love triangle – it’s a love pyramid. Unwrap Act 3 today and help Amenhet and Womenhet get their mummy mojo back! | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXIX}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXIX}} page! | ||
Revision as of 17:27, November 4, 2018
- October 3rd: Behind every great man is a woman, and behind every great Dracula is a bat-woman hanging upside down. Get Countess Dracula today!
- Something wicked this way comes… and she’s coming with donuts! Get this witch as a bonus today when you purchase a Truckload of 300 Donuts!
- Help Frankenstein’s Monster and Julienstein get away from all those pitchfork-wielding townsfolk with the Monster’s Castle. They booked it on AirBnBoo.
- We’re seeing RED! And it’s not blood. Count Dracula is a Republican! Get Count Dracula today and watch him drain the life out of the liberal agenda.
- They say don’t make deals with the Devil, but the rules are unclear on making deals FOR the Devil! Talk to Gil before this deal goes down to Georgia.
- The Cursed Forest might sound creepy but don’t be fooled by the name. It’s the perfect place to picnic. And, also, disappear forever.
- This ain’t no love triangle – it’s a love pyramid. Unwrap Act 3 today and help Amenhet and Womenhet get their mummy mojo back!
- The Cursed Forest might sound creepy but don’t be fooled by the name. It’s the perfect place to picnic. And, also, disappear forever.
- They say don’t make deals with the Devil, but the rules are unclear on making deals FOR the Devil! Talk to Gil before this deal goes down to Georgia.
- We’re seeing RED! And it’s not blood. Count Dracula is a Republican! Get Count Dracula today and watch him drain the life out of the liberal agenda.
- Help Frankenstein’s Monster and Julienstein get away from all those pitchfork-wielding townsfolk with the Monster’s Castle. They booked it on AirBnBoo.
- Find all about the new event in the Treehouse of Horror XXIX page!
- Something wicked this way comes… and she’s coming with donuts! Get this witch as a bonus today when you purchase a Truckload of 300 Donuts!
