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*'''August 1st''': It’s time to rebuild the Springfield Zoo! Finally, an excuse for the town’s perpetual aroma of manure and rampant exotic diseases. | *'''August 1st''': It’s time to rebuild the Springfield Zoo! Finally, an excuse for the town’s perpetual aroma of manure and rampant exotic diseases. | ||
::Did you know that Emus can run at 30mph, are the 2^nd^ largest bird, and are fluent in Portuguese? Ok, two out of three. Build the Emu Experience now! | ::Did you know that Emus can run at 30mph, are the 2^nd^ largest bird, and are fluent in Portuguese? Ok, two out of three. Build the Emu Experience now! | ||
| + | :::Yes, “feral” has been used to describe many of Springfield’s children, but this time we really mean it! Get the Zoo Gift Shop Mystery Box now! | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}} page! | ||
Revision as of 18:48, August 8, 2018
- August 1st: It’s time to rebuild the Springfield Zoo! Finally, an excuse for the town’s perpetual aroma of manure and rampant exotic diseases.
- Did you know that Emus can run at 30mph, are the 2^nd^ largest bird, and are fluent in Portuguese? Ok, two out of three. Build the Emu Experience now!
- Yes, “feral” has been used to describe many of Springfield’s children, but this time we really mean it! Get the Zoo Gift Shop Mystery Box now!
- Find all about the new event in the Moe's Ark page!
- Did you know that Emus can run at 30mph, are the 2^nd^ largest bird, and are fluent in Portuguese? Ok, two out of three. Build the Emu Experience now!
