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:::From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus. | :::From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus. | ||
::::Unlock Wendell with the Zip Zap ‘Za pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving. | ::::Unlock Wendell with the Zip Zap ‘Za pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving. | ||
| + | :::::With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these Hellfish are ready to fight! | ||
| + | ::::::Moe’s Express, now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie. | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Bart Royale}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Bart Royale}} page! | ||
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Revision as of 16:57, January 31, 2018
- January 23rd: This battle for the ages is also one BETWEEN the ages. Can General Bart get the adults to eat their collective shorts?
- The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play…
- From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus.
- Unlock Wendell with the Zip Zap ‘Za pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving.
- With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these Hellfish are ready to fight!
- Moe’s Express, now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie.
- With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these Hellfish are ready to fight!
- Unlock Wendell with the Zip Zap ‘Za pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving.
- From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus.
- Find all about the new event in the Bart Royale page!
- The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play…
