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Revision as of 19:37, September 6, 2017
- August 1st: The stage is set, the musicians are coming, and the port-o-potties are only mildly repulsive! Get ready for Springfield’s biggest party today!
- Why use a concert hologram when you can just bring someone back from the dead? Get Bleeding Gums Murphy in the store today!
- Are you a rocker? An opera connoisseur? A jazz finger-snapper? Well there’s something for everybody in the Music Mystery Boxes!
- Finish Act 1 today to get the Sungazer Studios where your music dreams of stardom are guaranteed to come true*. *Guarantee not a guarantee
- Are you a rocker? An opera connoisseur? A jazz finger-snapper? Well there’s something for everybody in the Music Mystery Boxes!
- Do you hear voices? Beautiful voices? You’re not crazy. That’s just Leon Kompowsky singing like an angel. Get him and New Bedlam in the store!
- Weird Al Yankovic’s in town to discover his latest hit, and no song is safe! Play today before this post gets parodied by the great accordion genius.
- Pop over to the Pop Stage (unpopped on the prize track) and get popping with popcorn and pop music! *We get paid per pop.
- Rockstar Maggie is back and ready to rock the Hyperstadium! Unlock both in the Music Mystery Box! This rave just got 100% more pacifiers.
- Lounge around with Springfield’s elite by grabbing the Snub Club – a club so exclusive its own members aren’t allowed inside.
- Burning bushes? A rain of blood? Water turned into booze? Nothing rocks harder than Christian rock! Grab Ned’s rebound rocker and Praiseland today!
- What opera wouldn’t be improved by a good ol’ pie to the face? Hit the stage with Opera Krusty and get ready to turn those arias into fartias.
- Burning bushes? A rain of blood? Water turned into booze? Nothing rocks harder than Christian rock! Grab Ned’s rebound rocker and Praiseland today!
- Lounge around with Springfield’s elite by grabbing the Snub Club – a club so exclusive its own members aren’t allowed inside.
- Rockstar Maggie is back and ready to rock the Hyperstadium! Unlock both in the Music Mystery Box! This rave just got 100% more pacifiers.
- Pop over to the Pop Stage (unpopped on the prize track) and get popping with popcorn and pop music! *We get paid per pop.
- Weird Al Yankovic’s in town to discover his latest hit, and no song is safe! Play today before this post gets parodied by the great accordion genius.
- A new underground venue is opening up above ground for the festival finale! Unlock the Hip Hop Stage on the prize track today!
- Infamous rapper Alcatraaaz is off the rock and in the store today - that’s five vowels for the cost of one!
- No need to read the fine print if there’s no print at all! Put your fate in Manager Cletus’ hands; all he asks in return is 10% of your roadkill.
- Rappin’ Bart’s getting ready to lay down the flow, so get him off the prize track and start the show!
- No need to read the fine print if there’s no print at all! Put your fate in Manager Cletus’ hands; all he asks in return is 10% of your roadkill.
- Infamous rapper Alcatraaaz is off the rock and in the store today - that’s five vowels for the cost of one!
- Find all about the new event in the Homerpalooza page!
- Why use a concert hologram when you can just bring someone back from the dead? Get Bleeding Gums Murphy in the store today!
