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*'''August 1st''': The stage is set, the musicians are coming, and the port-o-potties are only mildly repulsive! Get ready for Springfield’s biggest party today! | *'''August 1st''': The stage is set, the musicians are coming, and the port-o-potties are only mildly repulsive! Get ready for Springfield’s biggest party today! | ||
| − | ::Why use a concert hologram when you can just bring someone back from the dead? Get | + | ::Why use a concert hologram when you can just bring someone back from the dead? Get Bleeding Gums Murphy in the store today! |
:::Are you a rocker? An opera connoisseur? A jazz finger-snapper? Well there’s something for everybody in the Music Mystery Boxes! | :::Are you a rocker? An opera connoisseur? A jazz finger-snapper? Well there’s something for everybody in the Music Mystery Boxes! | ||
| − | ::::Finish Act 1 today to get the Sungazer Studios where your music dreams of stardom are guaranteed to come true*. *Guarantee not a guarantee | + | ::::Finish Act 1 today to get the Sungazer Studios where your music dreams of stardom are guaranteed to come true<nowiki>*</nowiki>. <nowiki>*</nowiki>Guarantee not a guarantee |
::Do you hear voices? Beautiful voices? You’re not crazy. That’s just Leon Kompowsky singing like an angel. Get him and New Bedlam in the store! | ::Do you hear voices? Beautiful voices? You’re not crazy. That’s just Leon Kompowsky singing like an angel. Get him and New Bedlam in the store! | ||
:::Weird Al Yankovic’s in town to discover his latest hit, and no song is safe! Play today before this post gets parodied by the great accordion genius. | :::Weird Al Yankovic’s in town to discover his latest hit, and no song is safe! Play today before this post gets parodied by the great accordion genius. | ||
| − | ::::Pop over to the Pop Stage (unpopped on the prize track) and get popping with popcorn and pop music! *We get paid per pop. | + | ::::Pop over to the Pop Stage (unpopped on the prize track) and get popping with popcorn and pop music! <nowiki>*</nowiki>We get paid per pop. |
:::::Rockstar Maggie is back and ready to rock the Hyperstadium! Unlock both in the Music Mystery Box! This rave just got 100% more pacifiers. | :::::Rockstar Maggie is back and ready to rock the Hyperstadium! Unlock both in the Music Mystery Box! This rave just got 100% more pacifiers. | ||
::::::Lounge around with Springfield’s elite by grabbing the Snub Club – a club so exclusive its own members aren’t allowed inside. | ::::::Lounge around with Springfield’s elite by grabbing the Snub Club – a club so exclusive its own members aren’t allowed inside. | ||
Revision as of 13:57, September 3, 2017
- August 1st: The stage is set, the musicians are coming, and the port-o-potties are only mildly repulsive! Get ready for Springfield’s biggest party today!
- Why use a concert hologram when you can just bring someone back from the dead? Get Bleeding Gums Murphy in the store today!
- Are you a rocker? An opera connoisseur? A jazz finger-snapper? Well there’s something for everybody in the Music Mystery Boxes!
- Finish Act 1 today to get the Sungazer Studios where your music dreams of stardom are guaranteed to come true*. *Guarantee not a guarantee
- Are you a rocker? An opera connoisseur? A jazz finger-snapper? Well there’s something for everybody in the Music Mystery Boxes!
- Do you hear voices? Beautiful voices? You’re not crazy. That’s just Leon Kompowsky singing like an angel. Get him and New Bedlam in the store!
- Weird Al Yankovic’s in town to discover his latest hit, and no song is safe! Play today before this post gets parodied by the great accordion genius.
- Pop over to the Pop Stage (unpopped on the prize track) and get popping with popcorn and pop music! *We get paid per pop.
- Rockstar Maggie is back and ready to rock the Hyperstadium! Unlock both in the Music Mystery Box! This rave just got 100% more pacifiers.
- Lounge around with Springfield’s elite by grabbing the Snub Club – a club so exclusive its own members aren’t allowed inside.
- Burning bushes? A rain of blood? Water turned into booze? Nothing rocks harder than Christian rock! Grab Ned’s rebound rocker and Praiseland today!
- What opera wouldn’t be improved by a good ol’ pie to the face? Hit the stage with Opera Krusty and get ready to turn those arias into fartias.
- Burning bushes? A rain of blood? Water turned into booze? Nothing rocks harder than Christian rock! Grab Ned’s rebound rocker and Praiseland today!
- Lounge around with Springfield’s elite by grabbing the Snub Club – a club so exclusive its own members aren’t allowed inside.
- Rockstar Maggie is back and ready to rock the Hyperstadium! Unlock both in the Music Mystery Box! This rave just got 100% more pacifiers.
- Pop over to the Pop Stage (unpopped on the prize track) and get popping with popcorn and pop music! *We get paid per pop.
- Weird Al Yankovic’s in town to discover his latest hit, and no song is safe! Play today before this post gets parodied by the great accordion genius.
- A new underground venue is opening up above ground for the festival finale! Unlock the Hip Hop Stage on the prize track today!
- Infamous rapper Alcatraaaz is off the rock and in the store today - that’s five vowels for the cost of one!
- Find all about the new event in the Homerpalooza page!
- Why use a concert hologram when you can just bring someone back from the dead? Get Bleeding Gums Murphy in the store today!
