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*'''March 28th''': Evil genius and all-around nice guy Hank Scorpio returns to Springfield with a dastardly plan to take over the world! Get this megalomaniac today!
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*'''May 9''': Get more Auxilliary Agency HQ now in the post-event haste!
::Have you unlocked the Agency Headquarters yet? No eyeball scan or voice recognition required! Unlock yours and begin your covert ops in town!
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:Find all about the new update in the [[The Simpsons: Tapped Out Secret Agents and Easter 2017 content update/Secret Agents|Secret Agents]] page, with the Takedown update!
:::The EPA may be defunded but that won’t stop the shadow EPA! Complete Dossiers to beat the covert EPA and take home the endangered Screamapillar!
 
::::Follow the moles back to their secret lair… no, not that man in the trench coat, the blind rodent over there. Get the Underground Headquarters on the prize track today!
 
:::::Sharks? Meh. Lasers? Been there done that. Sharks with lasers attached to them? I’m listening… Get the Not a Laser Shark Pool in the store today!
 
::::::Turn those Xs and Os into ones and zeroes. The college nerds are here to hack… er, help. Get them in the store today and learn a lesson in hacking.
 
:::::::Complete Dossiers to defeat the enemy agency G.H.O.S.T. and you can recruit your very own G.H.O.S.T. Enforcer! Just don't ask him how he lost his arm!
 
::Start Act 2 to unlock the Forest Headquarters on the prize track today! Because even villains deserve a little R&R&R. That last R stands for ruin.
 
:::Break the glass ceiling of evil masterminding – Get the Femme Fatale in the store today and let this lady spy show you how it’s done.
 
::Nothing says undercover like a flashy sports car. Make sure to start Act 3 today, to unlock your Secret Agent Car on the prize track!
 
:::Drivers license at 16, learners permit at 15, license to kill at 10. Recruit Adil Hoxha from the store and send this pre-teen spy on a mission.
 
::::Evil is exhausting. Get the Hammock District in the store today (it’s down on 3rd) and let all your spies relax.
 
:::::Think the Mafia would be cooler if they knew karate? Complete Dossiers to take down Wall Street and recruit a Yakuza Boss to your town.
 
::::::Last chance to get Camera Hat Homer, Master Mind Hank Scorpio and more in the store, before all this spy stuff gets disavowed.
 
:::::::The most famous yellow undersea vehicle we’re legally allowed to name – the Yellow Submersible is back for a limited time!  
 
::::::::Need some advice? Finish the prize track & unlock Stradivarius Cain – a man so suave, he must be imaginary.
 
:Find all about the new event in the [[The Simpsons: Tapped Out Secret Agents and Easter 2017 content update|Secret Agents and Easter 2017]] page!
 

Revision as of 14:28, May 9, 2017

  • May 9: Get more Auxilliary Agency HQ now in the post-event haste!
Find all about the new update in the Secret Agents page, with the Takedown update!