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The Wisdom of Ralph is a wisedom words by Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.

If rice is wriggling, it's not rice.
A puppy can grow up to be president of America, but a kitten cannot.
If you put something far enoguh back in your nose, it will come out your mouth.
When I'm sick, my tummy makes floor soup.
I eat corn.
Hamburgers come from little hambs.
Satan told me to tell you "Hello!"
I'm undescribable.
Bitey things are niceless.
I saw Honolulu out the window.
My other mommy went to the squirrel farm.
Pop music is hard work.
Sleep is where I'm a viking and that's how the bed gets wet.
Food is our friend.
When I hear a bad word, I unlisten.
Socks are not as funny as they smell.
The scissors say they won't hurt you, but they're lying.
If your nose starts to bleed, it means you're picking it too much, or not enough.
Maacaroni and cheese without cheese is spaghetti.
Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy.
Happiness is a dry night.
The leprechuan tells me to start fires.
I made a puddle!
My mommy swallowed a watermelon seed, and a watermelon growed in her stomach, and I was inside it.