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Ralph's Bottom 40 is a list over the bottom forty at Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.

Bottom 40

1. A bent wookie.
2. The deep end of the sandbox.
3. Plastic cancy that tastes like plastic and not like candy.
4. Salmon gutterers.
5. Being unspecial.
6. My toothbrush.
7. Super Nintendo Chalmers.
8. Blue barf.
9. Funny-tasting Chalmers.
10. A wet bed.
11. Scissors that bite.
12. Mommy's tuna fish casteroll.
13. Yucky doo-doo.
14. Number fifyteen.
15. Fishsticks that taste like and not like sticks.
16. Creepy trees.
17. Being followed by a moonshadow.
18. Sitting in a tinkle puddle.
19. Forgetting to breathe.
20. Things that squish when you pet them.
21. Getting carsick when I walk.
22. Cooties.
23. Things that go in your nose and then don't come out.
24. Grumbly tummies.
25. The scary Jesus ride at Praiseland.
26. Noodles that smell like Grandma.
27. Rubber sheets.
28. Naughty uh-oh's
29. Chicken necks.
30. Pointy kitties.
31. Cow pies that taste like cows and not like pies.
32. Baby goats in farmer's clothes.
33. The voices inside the woodchipper.
34. When daddy makes me sleep in the yard.
35. Wedgies, swirlies, and spitwads.
36. The Fonz.
37. Rhinopotamuses.
38. Hot dogs that taste like real dogs.
39. Daddy's snoring that sound like a spoon caught in the garbage disposal.
40. Too tighty underpnats.