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Difference between revisions of "Cool Hand Bart/Quotes"

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:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, i'll be Hornswoogled! It didn't come off. I guess he dosen't wear a toupee after all! That's two bucks i owe you Milhouse.
 
:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, i'll be Hornswoogled! It didn't come off. I guess he dosen't wear a toupee after all! That's two bucks i owe you Milhouse.
 
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:''[Springfield Hospital. Marge is in labor with her third child. Homer is not bothering to hide his sarcasm]''
 
 
:'''Prision sings:''' Them cold prision bars keep us apart but they ain't no colder than youre cheatin' heart.
 
:'''Prision sings:''' Them cold prision bars keep us apart but they ain't no colder than youre cheatin' heart.
 
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' This is intolerable! What we have here is a failure to communicate with proper English! I can't bear this any longer!
 
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' This is intolerable! What we have here is a failure to communicate with proper English! I can't bear this any longer!

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Bart: Well, i'll be Hornswoogled! It didn't come off. I guess he dosen't wear a toupee after all! That's two bucks i owe you Milhouse.

Prision sings: Them cold prision bars keep us apart but they ain't no colder than youre cheatin' heart.
Sideshow Bob: This is intolerable! What we have here is a failure to communicate with proper English! I can't bear this any longer!

Seymour Skinner: You can't escape me, Bart Simpson!
Bart: Aye carumba!
Seymour Skinner: There's no use running, you blasted young scofflaw!
Bart thinking: What's a scofflaw?

Nelson: Hey, wait a minute! This isn't the [[Fireworks Facotry!
Seymour Skinner Very observant, Nelson! Yes, I'm afraid that promise of free M-80's was just a ruse to get you boys to come along quietly! You're here to participate in the toughest anti-delinquency program know to man! It's called "Scared Spitless!"
Nelson: But when do we get our free M-80's?

Snake: Any questions?
Nelson: Yeah. Where'd you get your tattoos?
Snake:I got this one for Christmas. I stole a spoon from the cafeteria and made ink from...
Cheif Wiggum: That's enough Snake...