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:'''Bart''': Oh, look! This is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make 'em go back in. | :'''Bart''': Oh, look! This is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make 'em go back in. | ||
(The whole classroom screams) | (The whole classroom screams) | ||
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:'''Lisa''': You, sir, are a baboon! | :'''Lisa''': You, sir, are a baboon! | ||
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:'''Homer''': I don't think you realize what you're saying… | :'''Homer''': I don't think you realize what you're saying… | ||
:'''Lisa''': BABOON! | :'''Lisa''': BABOON! | ||
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| + | :'''Homer''': Lisa, don't hold anything back, you can tell me. Are you crying 'cause you called daddy a baboon? | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': No! | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Nuts. I know you are sad because you lost a man you care about. I cannot relate because everyone I care about is under this roof. In a way I consider myself lucky. If you want think I am a baboon I can be one. | ||
| + | :''Homer makes monkey noises and apes about Lisa's bedroom, which makes her laugh.'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': So are we all well? | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': Yes, Dad. | ||
| + | :''Bart's bedroom. He is angrily throwing a rubber ball against the wall.'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart'''{talking to himself}: Stupid Martin Prince! | ||
| + | :''Homer enters bedroom.'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Bart, does the class president get paid? | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': No. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Does he have to do extra work? | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Yes. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': And is this Martin Prince going to get to do anything neat, like throw out the first ball at the World Series? | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Hell no! | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': So let the baby have his bottle! That is what I always tell myself. | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Thanks, Dad. | ||
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{{Season 2 Q}} | {{Season 2 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 21:46, June 15, 2010
- Miss Hoover: He didn't touch my lesson plan. What did he teach you?
- Lisa: That life is worth living.
- Miss Hoover: You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be (Spells on blackboard) psychosomatic.
- Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy?
- Janey: No, that means she was faking it.
- Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both.
(Bart shows the whole classroom the tape for his project called, "How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth")
- Bart: …and here comes Snowball II. This is the one we kept.
- All: EWW!!
- Bart: We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.
- All: EWWWWW!!
- Martin: Mrs. Krabappel, he's traumatizing the children!
- Mrs. Krabappel: As usual, I agree with you, Martin. Bart, shut that off and take your seat immediately!
- Bart: Oh, look! This is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make 'em go back in.
(The whole classroom screams)
- Lisa: You, sir, are a baboon!
- Homer: (gasp) Me?
- Lisa: Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon!
- Homer: I don't think you realize what you're saying…
- Lisa: BABOON!
- Homer: Lisa, don't hold anything back, you can tell me. Are you crying 'cause you called daddy a baboon?
- Lisa: No!
- Homer: Nuts. I know you are sad because you lost a man you care about. I cannot relate because everyone I care about is under this roof. In a way I consider myself lucky. If you want think I am a baboon I can be one.
- Homer makes monkey noises and apes about Lisa's bedroom, which makes her laugh.
- Homer: So are we all well?
- Lisa: Yes, Dad.
- Bart's bedroom. He is angrily throwing a rubber ball against the wall.
- Bart{talking to himself}: Stupid Martin Prince!
- Homer enters bedroom.
- Homer: Bart, does the class president get paid?
- Bart: No.
- Homer: Does he have to do extra work?
- Bart: Yes.
- Homer: And is this Martin Prince going to get to do anything neat, like throw out the first ball at the World Series?
- Bart: Hell no!
- Homer: So let the baby have his bottle! That is what I always tell myself.
- Bart: Thanks, Dad.
