Difference between revisions of "I Married Marge/Quotes"
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:'''Homer''': 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young. | :'''Homer''': 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young. | ||
| − | :''Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill. | + | :''Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.'' |
:'''Homer's Boss''': Whoa Homer! Not so fast! | :'''Homer's Boss''': Whoa Homer! Not so fast! | ||
:'''Homer''': Sorry, sir. How about this? | :'''Homer''': Sorry, sir. How about this? | ||
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:'''Marge''': Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself. | :'''Marge''': Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself. | ||
:''Romantic music plays as Homer and Marge make love, which is not seen by the audience. On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing the castle to light up the night.'' | :''Romantic music plays as Homer and Marge make love, which is not seen by the audience. On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing the castle to light up the night.'' | ||
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| − | :''Homer is making application to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is near a reception with two other applicants. A younger Smithers does the interviews.'' | + | <hr width=50%/>:''Homer is making application to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is near a reception with two other applicants. A younger Smithers does the interviews.'' |
:'''Smithers''': We have two openings, which means one of you will be rejected from this job...but it ain't gonna be my old frat buddy Lou Johnston! | :'''Smithers''': We have two openings, which means one of you will be rejected from this job...but it ain't gonna be my old frat buddy Lou Johnston! | ||
:''Smithers greets Man #1 and they do a secret handshake.'' | :''Smithers greets Man #1 and they do a secret handshake.'' | ||
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:'''Man #2''': Hey! I am a member of the University of Alabama chapter! | :'''Man #2''': Hey! I am a member of the University of Alabama chapter! | ||
:'''Smithers and two men enter into room. Homer tries mimicking their fraternity song, but he knows the odds are stacked against him.'' | :'''Smithers and two men enter into room. Homer tries mimicking their fraternity song, but he knows the odds are stacked against him.'' | ||
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- Homer: 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young.
- Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.
- Homer's Boss: Whoa Homer! Not so fast!
- Homer: Sorry, sir. How about this?
- Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.
- Homer's Boss: Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole.
- Homer: Nice.
- Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart.
- Homer: BART! I am trying to tell a bit of family history! May I have some attention?
- Bart: Yeah, yeah. You got promoted at the minature golf course, the end. What a great story! Hey, do not blame me, television caused a short attention span.
- Homer is on a date with Marge. They have just seen "Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back". The exit the first show as the infamous "Imperial March" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.
- Homer: Wow! Who would have ever guessed Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?
- Moviegoers: Oh come on! Thanks a lot! Why did you have to spoil it for us?!
- After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the minature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.
- Homer: Someday I will buy you a real castle.
- Marge: Oh Homer, you do not have to do that!
- Homer: Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess Lea and the wisdom of Yoda.
- Marge: Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself.
- Romantic music plays as Homer and Marge make love, which is not seen by the audience. On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing the castle to light up the night.
:Homer is making application to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is near a reception with two other applicants. A younger Smithers does the interviews.
- Smithers: We have two openings, which means one of you will be rejected from this job...but it ain't gonna be my old frat buddy Lou Johnston!
- Smithers greets Man #1 and they do a secret handshake.
- Man #1: Ah Waylon! Still the same guy from Alpha Beta!
- Man #2: Hey! I am a member of the University of Alabama chapter!
- 'Smithers and two men enter into room. Homer tries mimicking their fraternity song, but he knows the odds are stacked against him.
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