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:'''Hippie Lady''': But the I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy. | :'''Hippie Lady''': But the I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy. | ||
:'''Repo Man''': Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn! | :'''Repo Man''': Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn! | ||
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| − | (Marge is listening in) | + | :(''Marge is listening in'') |
:'''Moe''': Lenny, how are you doing? This is Moe. I've got some class three gossip here. | :'''Moe''': Lenny, how are you doing? This is Moe. I've got some class three gossip here. | ||
:'''Lenny''': Well, dish! | :'''Lenny''': Well, dish! | ||
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:'''Homer''': Well, that's a relief. | :'''Homer''': Well, that's a relief. | ||
:'''Hibbert''': Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself. | :'''Hibbert''': Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself. | ||
| − | (chuckles) | + | :(''chuckles'') |
:'''Homer''': Give it a try, honey. | :'''Homer''': Give it a try, honey. | ||
| − | (Lisa tries to chuckle) | + | :(''Lisa tries to chuckle'') |
:'''Hibbert''': Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it. | :'''Hibbert''': Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it. | ||
:'''Lisa''': I'm really not the chuckling type. | :'''Lisa''': I'm really not the chuckling type. | ||
:'''Homer''': It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em. | :'''Homer''': It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em. | ||
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{{Season 10 Q}} | {{Season 10 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 20:33, September 19, 2010
- Hippie Lady: But the I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy.
- Repo Man: Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn!
- (Marge is listening in)
- Moe: Lenny, how are you doing? This is Moe. I've got some class three gossip here.
- Lenny: Well, dish!
- Moe: Groundskeeper Willie … you know, the guy in the skirt bought himself a mail-order bride. But he's too cheap to pay the C. O. D., right? So she's still in a crate down at the post office. Wanna go look-see?
- Marge: Ooh, this sounds juicy.
- Hibbert: Lisa, I'm afraid your tummy ache may be caused by stress.
- Homer: Well, that's a relief.
- Hibbert: Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself.
- (chuckles)
- Homer: Give it a try, honey.
- (Lisa tries to chuckle)
- Hibbert: Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it.
- Lisa: I'm really not the chuckling type.
- Homer: It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em.
